Larvans

(noun): A type of automobile similar in shape to a van, designed for both personal and public use. Larvans are typically a one box design for maximum interior girth and can fit a maximum of four passengers. Although many are gasoline-love hybrids, some may be found to run only on Guatemalan sugarcane ethanol. All interior features are in Spanish and the new car smell is catnip.
Taxpayer: Do I qualify for the alternative motor vehicle tax credit for purchasing my Larvans in Alabama in March 2011?

TaxConsultant: Yes! Because you purchased it on or before August 8, 2011 in Alabama!
by Cajones00777 April 28, 2011
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