lardvin

1. a fat person with a total weight of over 900N. He takes around 8 fecal excretions a day, eats over 80.000 calories and 60,000 pounds of food. Lardvins usually mate with each other using anal methods. 2.(n) pathetic person.

Bill: That lardvin is really ugly.
Roger: Yeah I have been having diaherrea and man I feel for those poor lardvins.
John: Roger, your such a lardvin.

by jackal1000000000000000000 November 16, 2010

lardgina

(1) The female reproductive organ as exhibited by obese women who choose to wear spandex or lycra. Sometimes mistaken for part of the leg.
(2) An uncommon medical condition caused by acute deposits of fat in the vagina. Can cause vomitting if left untreated.

Lardgina examples?...no its gross

by dkeros November 18, 2005

Larding

(v) to use one's excessive weight to create a motion in any particular direction.

Friend 1: Hey, you remember those two obese people walking to the ATM earlier?

Friend 2: Walking? Don't you mean larding up to the ATM?

by jomommascookies August 22, 2009

lardling

A morbidly obese child.

The lardling draped herself over the subway seat like a voluminous curtain.

by Bobenstein August 28, 2005

Lardvinia

Lardvinia De Lard is full of lard and is the lardiest in the whole of lard land

Lardvinia is so hugely full of lard she cannot fit in her lardmobile!

by Lardviniahater August 23, 2023

lardvinia

The lardiest lard carrier in all the world, Lardvinia De lard, from lard lard land.

"Hey Lardvinia, hows lard lard land you fatty"

by lardvinialard August 23, 2023

Larding

To do nothing of any real interest, usually at home or at a mates house. Does not require the consumption of beer, but it helps.

John: What you up to Ste?
Ste: I'm just larding, what you up to?
John: Just larding on the internet dude.

by Zymotik May 31, 2007