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Someone who calls in sick on their last day at a job.
Did you hear that Martin pulled a Larbey?
Larbey by okdangray June 4, 2009
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Larbert high school disease

When ye walk in the larbert high and see big deppresed angus the first stage starts ye start to piss yer pants laughing because she is trying to get her pills out her purse she then cunts it on the floor that's when stage 2 starts ye shite yer self big mr auld walks through and pulls out his 30 mile long dick and pits it in big Angus wile also smoking stardog this is all caught on the cctv he then cunts it and then ye fuck both there bodies down the void and it hits some cunt in a wheelchair causing brain damage
Larbert high school disease is a bastard
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Lareyna is a girl who strong-willed A boss and a passionate friend. And if you're her boyfriend or mean a lot to her then you're lucky. Because she will do anything and care for you. More than anyone. She have depressing feelings, but she will hide them because she doesn't like to show that side. She is also very funny and goofy. And also can have mood swings.
Damn. She is such a lareyna.
Lareyna by @fckn.bored August 10, 2019
This is a South African slang word, which probably originated somewhere in the South of Johannesburg, that describes something which is expensive, fancy and yuppy.

It can also be used to describe a very rich person living in the more affluent parts of Johannesburg, especially the Northern parts of the city.
Peter: Hey Sipho, where do you work?
Sipho: In the north of Joburg
Peter: Gee with all the larnies, huh?

OR

John: Damn, look at that Rolls-Royce Phantom, what a car!
Piet: Yeah, very larney indeed!
larney by kaz38 August 30, 2009
Getting larey is a bit like getting rowdy, but there isn't neccessarily drinking involved, or southeners, infact it could mean a lot of things.

its a UK thing as well...
1. "he's startin to get a bit larey for my likin"

2. "cmon lads, lets get larey"

3. "wanna get larey at mine on friday"
larey by james_the_twin December 7, 2007
1. To be caught masturbating, then laughed at by your mother.

2. To be foolish enough to tell everyone you know that your mother laughs at you when you touch yourself and look at "pornd".

3. To remember to lock all doors and turn off your phone prior to self-gratification.

4. Strange refrence to a happysock covered in ants, but thats just wrong.

Named after some poor soul who made the mistake of telling this story to his guild in WoW.
1. Yeah I was taking care of myself when mom walked in on me, I was so larbyed.

2. What? You mean he told you that he likes sex with animals? What a larby.

3. Cant forget to larby the house before I watch the new porn.
larby by meschievo March 1, 2005
South African cultural slang. Used to describe an object that is fancy or technologically superior such as a car or a computer.
Wow, that is one larney car or did you see how larney James' watch was?
larney by Kevin Nortje May 13, 2005
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