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1. To be caught masturbating, then laughed at by your mother.

2. To be foolish enough to tell everyone you know that your mother laughs at you when you touch yourself and look at "pornd".

3. To remember to lock all doors and turn off your phone prior to self-gratification.

4. Strange refrence to a happysock covered in ants, but thats just wrong.

Named after some poor soul who made the mistake of telling this story to his guild in WoW.
1. Yeah I was taking care of myself when mom walked in on me, I was so larbyed.

2. What? You mean he told you that he likes sex with animals? What a larby.

3. Cant forget to larby the house before I watch the new porn.
larby by meschievo March 1, 2005
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The Nigger Larry 'Boys Town' Major 

Boys Town in Omaha, Nebraska is a legend with its history of helping to change the lives of many troubled youth and has long been a tradition in Omaha. But it did fail with regards to one ex-resident still living in Omaha, who still proves to be a menace to those that encounter him in situations that cannot be avoided. Larry Major is one example of a failure that requires Boys Town to swallow their pride. We don’t know what criteria are used by Boys Town to determine if someone is suitable to be returned to society, but it is a fact that this one extreme defect managed to slip by their scrutiny. Considering what they had to work with, they probably could only do just so much, to draw a good analogy; like trying to rescue a rabid dog. This miserable aberration however should not be considered a reflection on the fine work this institution continues to practice.
The Nigger Larry 'Boys Town' Major reaffirms the fact that even the best institution cannot reform a miserable pathetic creature that will never under any circumstances be acceptable by any society.
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Larry Stylinson 

A well known ship name constantly circulating around the internet consisting of One Direction band mates, Louis Tomlinson and Harry Styles. The ship started to sail in early 2010/2011 when the band was formed on The X Factor. When they were put through as a band, Louis proceeded to jump into Harry's arms. Now as we are 4 years into the still ongoing romance, Larry is still going strong and us Larry Shippers have a duty to let unknowing beings such as yourselves, know what the most amazing love story of the 21st century is. No disrespect, just stating what's known as the truth.
Larry Stylinson is a romance between Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson.
Larry Shipper: Louis and Harry are so in love. I've never seen someone look at someone else with so much compassion and love.
Elounor Shipper: I don't understand why you freaks think Louis and Harry are together... Lou and El have been together for 3 years.
Larry Shipper: I didn't want to have to get this way but, sweetie, Lou and Haz have been together for 4 and a half years. Thank you. *drops mic*

Larry Stylinson 

I could write a long description about what larry stylinson is. But basically it's just Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson together.
A: I ship Larry Stylinson, what about you?
B: Why do you ship people who are already together lol

Larry Stylinson 

A beautiful love shared by members of One Direction, Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson. They have an unconditional love for each other. They look at each other as if no one else exists. They have millions of shippers, and is the no.1mship in the One Direction fandom!
Fan 1: Oh my god! So much Larry feels right now!
Fan 2: I know right, look at the way they look at the way they looked at each other...
Fan 1: Larry Stylinson is baeeeee
Larry Stylinson by tbhls2202 February 28, 2015

Larry Stylinson 

A ship between Louis Tomlinson and Harry Styles of One Direction. Over 85% of the fandom ships it, and lets get something straight. Louis Tomlinson is not.
"You like One Direction?"
"mhm."
"Aren't they like...gay?"
"Obviously, Larry Stylinson is soooo real."

Larry Stylinson 

All you need to know is that Larry is real. Louis' got the dagger. Green to my mother fucking blue. All the fucking love because Harry is always in Louis' fucking big arse heart.
Louis: Larry Stylinson is the biggest load of bullshit I've ever heard.

Niall: lARry STyLinSoN iS ThE BigGEsT loaD oF BuLlShiT I'vE EvER HeArD. I ship mother fucking bullshit then. *agresively stands up, throws an empty water bottle at Harry because he can, walks towards a corner, starts reading hardcore Larry smut*

Louis: DONT FOCKING TOUCH MI HUSBAND YOU WHITE FOCKING BREAD!

The end
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