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Lapid
A mentally ill pervert commonly known in urban circles as "booch" and "schmuck". They generally are seen with multiple ugly females.
Occasionally shows homosexual behavior as well as pedophilia
Occasionally shows homosexual behavior as well as pedophilia
Lapid by Bigdaddybrooklyn March 27, 2024
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lapid • lapidot • lapida • lapidated • lapidation • lapidoth • Lyn Lapid • Yair Lapid • dan lapidus • Nick Lapidus
Yair Lapid
A generic name for a celebrity who is a lousy boxer, a lousy columnist and a lousy liar, who, due to good looks, tight black shirts, lots of hair gel, popularity with women and a rich father, turns into a lousy Politician, and possibly a Prime Minister in some small Banana republic in the south.
Yair Lapid: "I never smoked pot in my life. Pot is dangerous, and it is illegal"
Fact: "Pot is not dangerous, and Yair Lapid himself was selling pot"
Yair Lapid: "I will not raise the Taxes for the middle class"
Fact: "Brings up taxes for the low and middle class"
Yair Lapid: "The natural gas belong to the citizens and should not be sold abroad only for tycoons interest"
Fact: "Push into selling the natural gas"
Ishton (a well known blogger) to Yair Lapid: "You came to politics, just like methane from cow droppings come into the atmosphere and you have pretty much the same effect on this world."
Fact: "Pot is not dangerous, and Yair Lapid himself was selling pot"
Yair Lapid: "I will not raise the Taxes for the middle class"
Fact: "Brings up taxes for the low and middle class"
Yair Lapid: "The natural gas belong to the citizens and should not be sold abroad only for tycoons interest"
Fact: "Push into selling the natural gas"
Ishton (a well known blogger) to Yair Lapid: "You came to politics, just like methane from cow droppings come into the atmosphere and you have pretty much the same effect on this world."
Yair Lapid by Matans June 11, 2013
Lyn Lapid
Lyn Lapid by StreakrGod December 30, 2024
Lyn Lapid
She's an American singer-songwriter who blew up in 2020-ish because of her song "Producer Man". She's reached 2M monthly listeners on Spotify (congrats!) For all of you fans wanting to get her tickets, me too.
get laid get paid gatorade
A phrase similar to fuck bitches get money however you get Gatorade after. Commonly said by the Jacksfilms community as he had created the phrase.
get laid get paid gatorade by Some Dude Behind a monitor May 27, 2016
hair is laid
When someone's hair looks really good because it is pressed or flat-ironed to the point of satisfaction to viewers of the hair
Person 1: hey, gurl! Just did my hair. sending you a pic in a sec.
Person 2: okay.....Dang gurl! yo hair is laid!
Person 1: thanks. Tried really hard too. so it looks good?
Person 2: it looks great!
Person 2: okay.....Dang gurl! yo hair is laid!
Person 1: thanks. Tried really hard too. so it looks good?
Person 2: it looks great!
hair is laid by Perkiiperkins September 3, 2013
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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