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Yair Lapid

A generic name for a celebrity who is a lousy boxer, a lousy columnist and a lousy liar, who, due to good looks, tight black shirts, lots of hair gel, popularity with women and a rich father, turns into a lousy Politician, and possibly a Prime Minister in some small Banana republic in the south.
Yair Lapid: "I never smoked pot in my life. Pot is dangerous, and it is illegal"
Fact: "Pot is not dangerous, and Yair Lapid himself was selling pot"

Yair Lapid: "I will not raise the Taxes for the middle class"
Fact: "Brings up taxes for the low and middle class"

Yair Lapid: "The natural gas belong to the citizens and should not be sold abroad only for tycoons interest"
Fact: "Push into selling the natural gas"

Ishton (a well known blogger) to Yair Lapid: "You came to politics, just like methane from cow droppings come into the atmosphere and you have pretty much the same effect on this world."
Yair Lapid by Matans June 11, 2013
Related Words
Lapidot is a popular ship contributed to Steven Universe and is a pearing of Lapis Lazuli and Peridot from the famous Cartoon Network show Steven Universe.
Shipper:OMG!!! Lapidot is my fav ship!!
Person:OMG!! Me toooo!!!!

Both:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *fangirling intensifies*
lapidot by Lapisfoxy45 June 17, 2017
Lapidot, aka best ship.
Lapidot is the ship between lapis and peridot from Steven universe.
Me: I love lapidot!
My sister: I know
My mom: I don't care
My dad: good for you.
My brother: e
My brother #2: what
My aunt: ok
My uncle: the hell
My one friend: RIGHT I LOVE IT T-
Lapidot by Beastiewoof August 27, 2019

cleveland lapdance 

When you're drunk at the titty bar and you suddenly realize that you're in Cleveland, and the bitch in your lap is really a man!!
"Hey, I'm going to Cleveland this weekend"

"Just don't let anything with a moustache near your lap.... You don't one of them Cleveland Lapdances, no sir, you do not!"
cleveland lapdance by osibisa October 20, 2007

ladidadida 

Future's part in 'kings dead' Nuff said
Future - LADIDADIDA SLOB ON ME NOB

Standing Lapdance 

A technique used by the morbidly obese at the titty-bar. The fatty stands against the bar during a 'lap-dance' in order to get his junk rubbed against by the stripper. A normal sitting lap-dance causes said fatty's gut to protrude over their penis and block any possible groin stimulation, ending in frustration and a waste of money. This technique has been witnessed anywhere there are fat guys and strippers in the same room.
"When I finish these hot-wings I am going to slide up to the bar and get me a standing lapdance." Said Big John at the Red Carpet Lounge.
Standing Lapdance by Pinkgoopglop October 12, 2012