lapidated 

1. (opposite of DElapidated) excellent, great, neat, nice, quality, sound, strong, etc.

2. A chick who gives LAP on the FIRST DATE. (Lap-I-Dated).

1. Although that Stang was 10 years old, it was very lapidated.

2.
a) Shirley is very lapidated.
b) Sharon is a Lap-I-dated.

lapidated by Brit Read February 18, 2009

laminated veneer lumber

laminated veneer lumber is an engineered wood product similar to plywood except much more laminations making laminated veneer lumber stronger than conventional lumber used to make structural beams posts support timbers joist studs and other construction applications

my neighbor built his house using laminated veneer lumber those laminated veneer lumber boards are strong no twisting no warping what a great product

laminated veneer lumber by littlejimmie April 1, 2019

Laminated List 

A list of the top 5 people, usually celebrities, with whom you could have sex with without repercussions, if the opportunity arose, regardless of whether you were in a relationship or not.

A woman's laminated list might be:
1.) Mel Gibson
2.) Brad Pitt
3.) Colin Ferrel
4.) Pierce Brosnan
5.) Russell Crowe

Laminated List by Bob Rauscher April 14, 2004

Laminated 

Drunk.
So much so that you appear shiny and two-dimensional. Usually because you are covered in saliva/beer/puke and are are on the floor.

Let me tell you pal, I got absolutely laminated last night!

Laminated by drjozard February 8, 2010

laminated 

to be high

those girl are so laminated (lammed)

laminated by Flat Emily October 15, 2011

laminated 

To be severely intoxicated to the extent of pissing ones self.

My dumb-ass friend drank so much he ended up laminated.

laminated by g-killa August 3, 2006

Laminated 

To keep it tight

'My lyics are so tight that I keep them laminated'

Laminated by andyskizzle May 23, 2004