Said when you see a hot girl (or even just a picture) that makes you want to drop and unload. Can also be used as an adjective for a hot girl. Also see fap.

Oh. My. God. She is so faptastic!

faptastic by MoonKnight November 24, 2002

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faptastic

When someone finds something on the internet that is easy to masturbate to.

George: I just found some awesome lesbian porn site!
Me: Thats faptastic!

faptastic by Bryce T April 16, 2008

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Loltastic

Deriving from the common chat abbreviation 'Lol', this extended version can be typed or said in life to mean a more emphasised 'Laughing Out Loud'. This word originates from the members of the CN corporation, and is used widely between the 9 of them.

Hell yeh! That time was Loltastic!

Loltastic by Adrian 'Adie' Davison February 21, 2006

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Faptastic

Describing anything or anyone that is attractive enough to fap to.

Dude, Jessica Alba is so Faptastic!

Faptastic by Tyler cox+Avery Lewis July 7, 2008

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laxtastic

Being overwhelmingly lax. A situation involving several lax brahs, a great deal of lax flow, some hetero lax brah - lax brah loving, seersucker and possibly a lax battle. Something is not laxtastic unless it compels an observer to immediately go out and lax it up or grow their hair out, stop wearing shoes, and in extreme situations, only wear practice jerseys whilst rocking the wallet-on-a-lanyard backwards around the neck.

People from Long Island cannot be laxtastic.

Lax Brah 1: Dude, didn't you go to Gark?
Lax Brah 2: Shut up man. I got into Gillman too. I just didn't want to go.
Lax Brah 1: Yeah man, I got into Park, but I'm just not, like, arty.
Lax Brah 2: Fuck you man! I was all Baltimore County! You didn't even start at Gillman!
Lax Brah 1: Bro, I would have been all county if I had played for Gark.
Observer: This is laxtastic!

laxtastic by Trix Coug April 16, 2008

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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