Ahmed's definitions

jugged

1. To fall for a trap.

1. Poopslack was jugged when he thought I don't eat tacos.

by Ahmed September 6, 2002

Coheed and Cambria

A fascinating metal-emo combination. To those who say Claudio's vocals are girlishly high, I have two words:

Led Zeppelin.

Who among you would argue that Robert Plants amazing vocals are appropriately low for a male?

Tool kicks ass too, but open your damn minds for a second. I own all of Tool's and Coheed & Cambria's CDs. It's diversity, dipshit.

Man your own jackhammer.
Man your battle stations.

by Ahmed November 21, 2004

electrontube5

The youngest person ever to build a Solid State Tesla Coil. World renouned for excellent circuit board design work, and generosity

"Dude, you're such an Electrontube5, you just gave me a new car for free"

by Ahmed January 16, 2005

gangbustah

The ability to come back and defeat someone in any form of competition.

I came back on you like Gangbustahs!

You got Gangbusted!

Oh baby your gonna get a Gangbust!

by Ahmed November 14, 2004

free country

A free country is where the people are able to elect a leader, however the only problem with that is that the people aren't able to forsee what their leader will do and so end up screwing themselves over.

President George W. Bush of the United States, serving the term 2000-2004.
EG The war on Iraq

by Ahmed January 26, 2004

jug

1. A person who has been jugged.

1. Foolish John is a jug.

by Ahmed September 5, 2002

LapTastic

1. An asshat.
2. A jug.
3. A person who lives in Boston.

1. Ryan is LapTastic.
2. I know LapTastic.
3. I heard that Ryan is LapTastic.

by Ahmed September 5, 2002