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Lankysher 

Lankysher...An old historical county located in the north-west of England. Known as Lancashire to outsiders, but Lankysher to its residents. It`s main towns include Blackburn, Preston (nob-enders), Lancaster, Blackpool & Morcambe

Lankysher is known as the red rose county, a symbol which goes back many centuries. It`s old enemy is Yorkshire, the white rose county. During tudor times the famous war of the roses took place. Lankysher kicked Yorkshires arse & has done so ever since. Yorkshires main towns are Leeds, Bradford & Sheffield. It also has small backwards villages, a prime example of such a village is Burnley
Lankysher by Dr Fox May 23, 2007
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lankster 

An individual who is tall and skinny, with long limbs severly out of proportion to the rest of their body. Coordination is skewed, making them look somewhat retarded infront of other people. Often the personality of the individual is similarly skewed, for example believing they know everything within the universe. Other traits of "lanksterism" include stealing peoples food, bitching about all of their friends behind their backs, holding grudges, and in a general sense being total wierd compared to the rest of society.
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Hamish is such a lankster, I bet he could tie himself up with his arms.

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Bec is so fucked up, she keeps stealing peoples food! Her voice is so annoying it makes me want to kill myself. Fucking lanky ho
lankster by nessie June 14, 2003

lankshard 

one who is very attractive and willing to get naked
dude, that ashley is such a lankshard! she showed me her tits last night!
lankshard by kurt the legend May 27, 2011

Lankster 

Sri Lankan Gangster : Mainlly started in Canada in 1970's due large no of srilankan(Tamil) refuge community..2nd and 2rd generation srilankans in canada start acting like wanna be gangsters so they come across this word to discribe them.
1st white boi: hey dude"who are those brown basteds acting like gangsters...looks like all curries

2nd white boi:nah man they call lanksters..
Lankster by kaaz98 November 5, 2010

Lankster 

Someone who claims to have a big penis, but doesn't.
That lankster doesn't know what an orgasm is.
Lankster by Jaketheanon January 6, 2022

Lankster 

A black tall lanky man who wears galsses and has a big forehead and is named billal. Also wears a jacket.
You lankster i can't believe your lankiness you lankster
Lankster by 2Lnamer February 2, 2022
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