langed

When a sports better is on the same wager as Brandon Lang.

Billy: I was on Clemson -3 in the Orange Bowl but they ended up losing by 40! What the fuck happened?

John: Simple, you got Langed!

by pleasedontfirelang January 7, 2012

langed

Being hung up on by your boss, usually in mid-sentence.

Hey Boss we have a truck down, what do you want....Boss? Boss? Boss? The Boss just langed me!

by ZalKath November 6, 2017

Langed

To swindle a person by not paying a debt or wager while pretending to misinterpret the rules of the bet: to welsh on a bet.

Joshua totally Langed Johnny in that side bet on that poker game! Classic Joshua

by Pokerrrr 2 May 23, 2020

Dals Långed

A place for them real gangstas, only real niggas live here. We got them hoes, them cash, them swag. Fuck your fake town. Believe dat.

Dals Långed is the craziest town in Sweden, don't go there if you don't got a gang with weapons nigga.
This is a warzone.

Example 1.
-Nigga you crazy, what the fuck.
-I'm from Dals Långed, I bust a cap in yo' ass nigga.
-Daaaamn.

Example 2.

-Ey homie, where them hoes at?
-They probably in Dals Långed.
-FUCK THEM LIL' CRACKERS.

by A real nigga G February 8, 2013

clubber langed

Past tense. To have beaten the stuffing out of somebody.

Fav: Word mo fro? What happened to your face?
Dolan: Got into a fight at The Thirsty Whale.
Fav: Against whom?
Dolan: Colby.
Fav: WTF? I thought you guys were friends?
Dolan: He was acting like a real shit bird so I clubber langed his ass.
Fav: Ouch !

by Fav February 13, 2008

Clubber langed

When you let a big black man beat it up like Rocky in the meat freezer

"Omg girl, I got clubber langed last night and now I can't walk right"

by Cluber Lang December 15, 2018

langelos

A washed up ex-marine prison guard in the new york state area, that beats inmates, who often challenges people over the internet to a fight, or so called "1v1"

Langelos: I'll have to beat the hell out of three imates tommorow just to feel happy! What do you mean i'm crazy?!? 1v1 IRL you little nerd, I'll fkin kill you!

by Creig September 6, 2008