Lanesca 

Very talented at everything she does. You don't know many but the one you do know Is definitely one of a kind. She gives the best kisses and those make out sessions are a whole new Convo. If you ever come across a lanesca make sure to keep her because thier is no one else like her. A lanesca is very straitght up and sometimes comes across as rude but once you know her you love her.

She definitely is the start of a party

Did you see how well lanesca did , she is talented at everything

Lanesca by 101222 November 21, 2021

lanesca 

the best girl to be around. lanesca is a kind hearted person with a big attitude and they love to play sports and party but still has love for everyone in her life. lanesca is the best kisser.Guys you cant go wrong with a lanesca in your life.

lanesca is the most amazing girl in the world to be around

lanesca by tilmister November 21, 2021

four seasons total landscaping

A landscaping firm in Philadelphia that also caters as a press conference site for failing election campaigns. Conveniently located next to a crematorium and an adult book store. Not to be confused with the Four Seasons hotel in the same city.

Candidate: Man, I need a place to hold a press conference for my failing campaign.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try the Four Seasons hotel?
Candidate: Nah, they declined. I already said I was gonna hold a press conference there on Twitter.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia?
Candidate: You mean that landscaping firm located next to a crematorium and an adult book store?
Campaign staff: Absolutely, it's the best metaphor for your campaign!

four seasons total landscaping by AdmiralSupreme November 8, 2020

Lanessa 

A beautiful girl who is very very cute and very very pretty. She is very sweet. A Lanessa will always be there for you if you need her. Lanessa always know’s how to cheer you up if your sad. Lanessa is also very smart. Something A Lanessa will never admit is how perfect she is. If you ever meet a Lanessa, make sure to take care of her and cherish her forever. She is a true treasure.

“Oh.. is that Lanessa? I really wish I was dating her.. too bad she’s taken.”

Lanessa by GriffinYEET December 12, 2019

Midnight Landscaper 

Is a person that goes out at night (usually on Weekends, under the influance of Beers) and does burnouts on front lawns of others property.

Lagwagon Lyrics to "Stockin the Neighbors":

"...Dave's a midnight landscaper, and he's working overtime, And he is full throttle--full throttle tonight. (Alright!)..."

Midnight Landscaper by Daggettaylor August 4, 2008

landscape rape

Stalking human on human perpetration that manifests in brutal theft of newly planted shrubs, pernennials, or potted annuals. Plant owner is left with a hollow empty feeling of loss, regret, and guilt. Was my landscaping really so tempting? Should I have dialed it back a bit? Less blossoms?

When you come home from work and you are like where the hell are my plants? The real thing America. First world problem. This is landscape rape.

landscape rape by Gwenner June 27, 2015

landscape reupload 

Reupload of a CS:GO editor that deletes his videos and everybody finds it entertaining so they download and upload it.

Yo, do you have that landscape reupload called “sp1”?

landscape reupload by BebrusikRngusik July 6, 2022