Landolf

The best family in the entire world

If you are friends with someone with the last name Landolf, stick by them at all costs.

My name is Sophie Landolf

Landolf by #1_Idrc_#1 January 13, 2021

Landolf

Landolf is one of the best animated story tellers and tends to exaggerate. He enjoys being mischievous and getting himself into the good kind of trouble. He is the ultimate entertainer and keeps the party going.

Bella: Damn, who was that guy last night? He was the life of the party!

Stefan: It was definitely a landolf.

Landolf by anonymous May 28, 2021

landoflakes locklear 

the biggest dushawn mandic you ever met. loves to rub feces on his breast and howl like a wild monkey in heat on a sunday morning. an anger pacifist.

"Dude, he is such a landoflakes locklear, he suck c0K on da lo!"

landoflakes locklear by doooooooodooooooooomomma March 24, 2010

Anthony Landolfi 

The type of guy to get his dick stuck in a wrench. He is usually extremely retarded and has many mental problems. He usually sucks at brisk and on some occasions has mild cases of down syndrome. "Very Sad". To spot the rare specimen, he can be found wearing women's clothing with pubes for hair and begging little children for hand jobs. (idek if he has a dick).

Holly crap, did u see anthony landolfi earlier today??
-Yeah, he was acting all wierd!>
Thats a normal day for him!!

Anthony Landolfi by _xXMinecraftXCODXNewbXx_ June 8, 2017

Landolina

To screw up an exceedingly menial or easy task, without possessing the mental faculties to realize your own error.

Etymology: Comes from a bastardization of the words "Land" and "Florentina," probably a reference to one of the colonies founded by Columbus on one of his trips to the Americas, which he mistook for Asia.

Can be used as a noun or a verb.

1. Christopher Columbus Landolina'd the search for a faster trade route to the Indies.

2. I heard he thought those lyrics to 'Blinded by the Light' were 'wrapped up like a douche.' What a Landolina.

Landolina by Oskie Bear November 3, 2010

landofpandering 

types very slow and is a what. anti

"are you seeing inside in theatres?"
"yeah im bringing landofpandering with me"

landofpandering by woahburnham July 23, 2021

landofchuu

Landofchuu is the best person ever!! “why?” you may ask, it’s because they are married to itzy’s Chaeryeong

“Hey do you follow landofchuu chuu?”
“no??”
“do you know itzy’s Chaeryeong?”
“Yes ofc!!”
“Well then, Chaeryeong is married to landofchuu!!”

landofchuu by landofchuu March 20, 2022