Land-fill 

When a male pubescent teen (or premature adult) ejaculates in their sleep, and wakes up to a belly-button full of their sploosh.

"I could tell my father had woken up with a land-fill when during breakfast, I gave him a friendly punch in the belly and a wet spot appeared on his t-shirt where his belly-button was located."

Land-fill by Clit Lint July 4, 2016

Landfill Indie 

UK phrase referring to the amount of generic guitar based bands. It is characterised by:
* complete lack of rhythmic invention
* weedy vocals
* utter self-absorption
* million of songs about nothing but how *weird* the world is
* having gone on about twenty five years too long.

Credit also goes to Andrew Harrison at Word Magazine for coining the term "landfill indie"

Friend: "Ahh who is playing glastonbury this year?"

Me: "Some Landfill indie bands!"

Friend: "Like who?"

Me: "Scouting for girls, the kooks, the ting tings bands like that"

Landfill Indie by Masterflash October 27, 2008

Landfill Island 

A derogatory or disparaging term for the area inside the big box store "Target" where guests (customers) frequent. White trash "guests" often return items for the most puzzling and bizarre reasons.

"Landfill Island" was out of control today. There was a disorderly and unruly overflow of garbage piling up around customer service.

-"I bought a coffee maker last week. Damn thing didn't work, no matter how much gasoline I put in it. Its broke!"

Landfill Island by Chrispy Fries & Kenny Chesney March 2, 2011

Landfill 

A large man who is capable of chugging copious amounts of alcohol in mere moments. After holding a brewery hostage, he served three years in the county pen. Reportedly farted an entire plum.

Landfill could eat a ton... but he could also love a ton. He had this habit of swallowing his food whole; I called him "the tiger shark". I used to joke that if you cut open his belly you would find a license plate, and a tire, and half of an 8-year-old boy. One time, he farted an entire plum... I was plum surprised. I always told him to try to chew his food better but... he never listened to me. But that was Landfill. He was a fat asshole. But... he was MY fat ass-hole!

Landfill by barry badranath March 26, 2009

mexican landfill 

After consuming several tacos a person vomits onto a woman's taint causing a lava like flow of vomit to gush into both the anal and vaginal entryways. Not to be confused with the Mexican trash can or Mexican dumpster which involve puking into the vagina or anus respectively.

I tried to perform a Mexican dumpster but misfired creating a Mexican landfill.

mexican landfill by Coco Sean December 30, 2016

Landfill Tawny 

Landfill Tawny is a fictional Essex village populated by lowlifes. Only Essex people can come from Landfill Tawny. Any type of village misfit, scruff bag or dobber.

Look at that twat, looks like he comes from Landfill Tawny

Landfill Tawny by Harry S Monk January 4, 2009

cum landfill 

a whore; someone who enjoys being filled with cum. Differs from a cum dumpster in that a cum dumpster refers to any normal woman, not specifically a whore.

Man, that ho is such a cum landfill. I bet it just spills out of her.

cum landfill by Jessica March 28, 2005