Lanaway 

To be outstanding at something.

To excell against the odds

Man - how did you do that? You must be a real Lanaway - what an amazing job!

Jeez dude - you sure pulled a Lanaway there. How the hell did you manage that?!

Lanaway by Seagull101 May 5, 2010

Layawaylay 

Umbrella term encompassing any type of fuckery one has encountered whilst using layaway service.

I had a badass guitar on hold at the pawn shop before I let the sumbitches layawaylay me!

Layawaylay by disfellow July 31, 2018

Poor man's layaway

The crafty art of hiding an item you want (but cannot afford to buy) in a carefully chosen place somewhere within the store to ensure the item will be there when you're able to return with the money. A way for someone with inadequate or no money to "reserve" an item for themselves at a later date. Anyone who's ever been poor has done this at least once in their life. Also known as "squirrelling".

Joe: "Ma sent me out to the drug store for her tampons yesterday, and that's when I found the cd I've been looking for, but it was the last one in the store. After the tampons, there wasn't even enough left for a damn Coke, that stingy, bloody-twatted bitch!!"

Jack: So, what happened?

Joe: I wanted to steal it, but you know, the whole "3 strikes" thing. So I found a spot in the store to put it on poor man's layaway until next Friday, when I get paid.

Poor man's layaway by CactusHeart January 17, 2012

Pussy Layaway 

When a man buys an expensive item for a woman but doesn't give it to her until she has sex with him for an agreed-to period of time; the item is said to be on "pussy layaway".

Sugardaddy said he's gonna buy his Trick a Gucci purse but it's on pussy layaway. He's gonna keep the purse in his house and she will get to take it home after she sucks his dick at least twice a week for a month.

Pussy Layaway by Big C$ April 12, 2010

layaway 

The act of keeping contact with a guy/girl that you find interesting but don't want to date, usually once a month - in the hope that they will stay free from other attachments, and you will remain fresh in their memory.

Kurt: "Have you spoke to Annie? I saw her yesterday and she looked really hot"
Tim: "Yea, I have that chick on layaway."
Kurt: "I would have layawayed her too."

layaway by poshloks July 29, 2011

layaway 

You're not getting it till Christmas.

"Layaway, that means you're not getting it till Christmas," Actual quote

layaway by TotoDrake March 11, 2009

Midwest Layaway 

When you take a dump on the floor in front of the layaway counter at Kmart.

Only two more Midwest Layaway deposits, and that VHS Box set of Full House Season 3 is totally mine.

Midwest Layaway by dinkle donkle September 18, 2011