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lambgoat 

An aids-infested messageboard tucked far far away in the bowels of cyberspace where mind-numbingly infantile ultracynics fling shit at eachother like monkeys possessed.
here's a normal thread on lambgoat:

innocent kid in a band on LG for first time: hey are there any good clubs in the Pittsburgh area anyone can tell me about?

veteran 1: faggot

veteran 2: "faggot"

veteran 3: your band fucking sucks

veteran 2: breeeee

veteran 1: too faggot no help ever
lambgoat by Hooker June 3, 2006

lambatious 

To be very high or happy
I'm very lambatious after that bong rip
lambatious by coréy rudnell November 1, 2013

Lambortini 

1) (noun) A Martini drunk in a Lamborghini.

2) (verb) The fine art of drinking a martini whilst sitting in a Lamborghini.
1) Lambortinis at my place...er... car?

2) Id Lambortini with you, but last time i threw up on the seats...
Lambortini by Clhall August 25, 2009

Justin Lambot

It's when you insert your penis into the ear canal of the opposite, or even same, sex.
Yo mayne l justin lambot'd this bitch so hard her children were born deaf.
Justin Lambot by ultimatehotdog1 September 27, 2009

lameboat 

A person who acts in an unexpected way, causing them to appear silly, goofy, or just plain stupid.
"When I heard Brendon Urie singing the Super Marios Brothers Theme, I was like, 'man, he a lameboat."
lameboat by Kayminster Abbey August 14, 2008
Teenaged Christopher Biggins impersonator and founder of the Bermondsey branch of his fan club, with a disturbing ‘Daddy’ fetish.

Physically interfaced with his Commodore 64 by means of an anal probe cum broadband link, Lagboat can only leave his Nan’s loft for a few hours at a time to attend ‘Wall matches before his rectal batteries are exhausted, although a Zinger Tower Meal from KFC can provide emergency power.
You've done a Lagboat with the raffle money aintcha!
Lagboat by UrbaneCasual September 2, 2009