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Tier 5, used as a verbal version of "lmao" when an individual is heard saying the word, signs point to him/her being a fornite player and a virgin.
Franny: *bad joke*
Me: LAmOW OMG YOURE SO FUNNNYYYYYYY
Lamow by CashMoneyJesus March 29, 2019
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Lamow • Lamo Wanker • lamo • Lamont • Lamoni • Lameow • Lamon • lamone • lamewad • Lamondrio
The proper pronunciation of LMAO. Pronounced "Lum-ow" (Ow as in ow I stubbed my pinkie toe) Any other pronunciation is a capital offense, punishable by hanging.
Pat: Hey dude check out this fuckin video I'm dying.

Phil: Lamow.
Lamow by KrustyKreatorofKaos February 24, 2019
saying "luh-maow" out loud instead of "lmao"
greg: if u drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean or is the soap dirty?
craig: lamow
lamow by yourpsudony March 4, 2017
the spoken or typed version on LMAO. Making the use of LMAO redundant and less lame. Saying or typing Lamow expresses extreme humour or hilarity. When something is incredibly funny and "lamow" can be used to express this. Also good for ironcic statements when someone stupid enough so say "lol" out loud you can own them with "lamow" when said in a retarded voice.
Bloke: that guy just fell over! LOL!

You: Lamow...you're an idiot!
Lamow by Mace April 19, 2006
Lamow (n)-one that is lame; sucks at life.
"Mommmmm! The lady next door sprayed me with her hose again. I am such a LAMOW."
Lamow by Scoot&Liza October 11, 2006

Lamonting 

Twitch emote portraying Eric Lamont's face, because he's the lord of the coomers. It's used in circumstances when a hot woman is seen on the screen.
Damn that woman is so hot I'm straight up lamonting.
I lost.
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