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Figurality

The state of being figural.
Ah, the power of over-figurality!
by Mace April 4, 2004
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Ownedizzled

The best of the new internet speak. Ownedizzled is to not only own someone but to have the general consensus that he got owned. To be said in a black way it is a mocking term to laugh at someone who did something stupid or got shown to be a moron by their better who then is allowed to say "ownedizzled" repeatedly until the loser commits suicide in a fit of self-depression and self-loathing
teh player: Dude i just shot that guy in the face and he's supposed to be good

teh other guy: Dude, he just got ownedizzled!

teh loser: ...no i didn't!!!!111one!!13!!1
by Mace April 19, 2006
mugGet the Ownedizzledmug.

shiftless negro

origionally from "Romeo Must Die" a phrase used to identify someone stupid and irritating. Someone who is worth less than you. Said between a mate and you, usually in hoarse voices pretending to be whispering but loud enough for the stupid person to hear. This creates maximum damage to the shiftless negro's feelings...but hey, they're a shiftless negro...they deserve it
P1: hey, you know that guy?
P2: ...shiftless negro?
P1: ...yeah shiftless negro, yeah, shiftless
by Mace May 5, 2006
mugGet the shiftless negromug.

separation of church and state

"separation of Church and State" as implied by the Constitution was originally intended to keep the government from dictating and controlling religion. Also, to keep the church from providing political puppets to rule in it's favor. It was never intended to be weilded as a device to eradicate all religous content from every government-sponsored activity.
by Mace October 15, 2003
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kickback

a bribe, usually from a someone in business/private sector to someone in government/politics, to either "look the other way" or to allow the business person to carry on with an unscrupulous venture.
"Mr. Smith, the businessman, offered Mr. Jones, the local district representative, an undisclosed amount of money to clear the conservation area of all its trees and wildlife, in order to build yet another housing subdivision.....neither gentleman was available for comment."
by mace November 28, 2004
mugGet the kickbackmug.

nuts in the ass dick in the pussy

from the blackest porn ever, a sexual move where a black man attempts to get his nutsack into a white chicks ass at the same time as he puts his dick in her pussy. Must be accompanied with such black phrases as aaw nigga, spread that ass and booya. Throught out this time the woman must not speak or move or show any sign or understanding that she's having a black man put his nutsack in her ass and his dick in her pussy, otherwise it ruins the whole effect...aaw nigga!
black man 1: look at that punk ass white chick!
black man 2: nuts in the ass dick in the pussy!
black man 1: AAW NIGGA!
...
Surrounding black men: Spread that ass!
by Mace May 5, 2006
mugGet the nuts in the ass dick in the pussymug.

break the ice

to end or avoid an awkward situation by starting a conversation with someone about something.
"If you start to feel weird or uncomfortable at the party tonight, try to think of something to break the ice."
by Mace December 26, 2007
mugGet the break the icemug.

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