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Definitions by Mace

break the ice 

to end or avoid an awkward situation by starting a conversation with someone about something.
"If you start to feel weird or uncomfortable at the party tonight, try to think of something to break the ice."
break the ice by Mace December 26, 2007
a driver who, for whatever reason, insists on having both hands on the steering wheel for dear life at all times, as if they were either still taking the damn driving test, or the wheel requires so much strength to move that they actually need both their arms to steer.

commonly seen among immigrants, the elderly, overweight and/or bespectacled soccer moms (in most cases while driving their infuriating "ninny vans"), and gay men.
"I wish those fucking grippers would learn how to drive properly, they can't seem to understand the road signs or know when to make a lane change.....but God FORBID they drive without both hands on the damn wheel!!!"
gripper by Mace August 19, 2006

shiftless negro 

origionally from "Romeo Must Die" a phrase used to identify someone stupid and irritating. Someone who is worth less than you. Said between a mate and you, usually in hoarse voices pretending to be whispering but loud enough for the stupid person to hear. This creates maximum damage to the shiftless negro's feelings...but hey, they're a shiftless negro...they deserve it
P1: hey, you know that guy?
P2: ...shiftless negro?
P1: ...yeah shiftless negro, yeah, shiftless
shiftless negro by Mace May 5, 2006

aaw nigga!

From the most amusing piece of porn in the world, where a groupd of incredibly black men stand round masturbating as one of the black guys sticks his nuts in the ass and dick in the pussy of the only white chick who is sitting silently throughout. Various black comments are made such as booya but aww nigga had remained the most amusing. Can be used at all times when someone does something cool or something shit happens.

Mainly used by white guys to emmulate black people in a hilarious way....aaw nigga!
p1: dude, i just kicked that guys ass!
p2: aaw nigga!

or

p1: shit, i've lost my wallet
p2: aaw nigga!
aaw nigga! by Mace May 5, 2006

Spread that ASS! 

origionated in a black porn film with many incredibly black men standing round as one fucks a white chick. All of them saying "Spread that ass...spread that ass...SPREAD THAT ASS!" as he attempts to place his nutsack within the anal cavity and his dick in her pussy at the same time, as this is difficult to do the surrounding black men feel obliged to say many black phrases like "booya" and "spread that ass" to help him.
p1: nuts in the ass dick in the pussy?
p2: aaw nigga! spread that ass!
*bitch spreads her ass some more*
Spread that ASS! by Mace May 5, 2006

nuts in the ass dick in the pussy 

from the blackest porn ever, a sexual move where a black man attempts to get his nutsack into a white chicks ass at the same time as he puts his dick in her pussy. Must be accompanied with such black phrases as aaw nigga, spread that ass and booya. Throught out this time the woman must not speak or move or show any sign or understanding that she's having a black man put his nutsack in her ass and his dick in her pussy, otherwise it ruins the whole effect...aaw nigga!
black man 1: look at that punk ass white chick!
black man 2: nuts in the ass dick in the pussy!
black man 1: AAW NIGGA!
...
Surrounding black men: Spread that ass!

trucking 

a euphemism for drug smuggling or trafficking, usually involving the mob.
my sister stopped seeing that Giovanni dude after she was informed about the "trucking" industry he was in.
trucking by Mace May 1, 2006