Mace's definitions

Ownedizzled

The best of the new internet speak. Ownedizzled is to not only own someone but to have the general consensus that he got owned. To be said in a black way it is a mocking term to laugh at someone who did something stupid or got shown to be a moron by their better who then is allowed to say "ownedizzled" repeatedly until the loser commits suicide in a fit of self-depression and self-loathing

teh player: Dude i just shot that guy in the face and he's supposed to be good

teh other guy: Dude, he just got ownedizzled!

teh loser: ...no i didn't!!!!111one!!13!!1

by Mace April 19, 2006

Figurality

The state of being figural.

Ah, the power of over-figurality!

by Mace April 4, 2004

shiftless negro

origionally from "Romeo Must Die" a phrase used to identify someone stupid and irritating. Someone who is worth less than you. Said between a mate and you, usually in hoarse voices pretending to be whispering but loud enough for the stupid person to hear. This creates maximum damage to the shiftless negro's feelings...but hey, they're a shiftless negro...they deserve it

P1: hey, you know that guy?
P2: ...shiftless negro?
P1: ...yeah shiftless negro, yeah, shiftless

by Mace May 5, 2006

you think?

a sarcastic reply to someone who utters a statement that is obvious or that goes without saying.

gf: "maybe we should just go with the Jimmy...it's cheaper than the Cadillac SUV.

bf: "...ummm....ya think??"

by mace May 25, 2005

aaw nigga!

From the most amusing piece of porn in the world, where a groupd of incredibly black men stand round masturbating as one of the black guys sticks his nuts in the ass and dick in the pussy of the only white chick who is sitting silently throughout. Various black comments are made such as booya but aww nigga had remained the most amusing. Can be used at all times when someone does something cool or something shit happens.

Mainly used by white guys to emmulate black people in a hilarious way....aaw nigga!

p1: dude, i just kicked that guys ass!
p2: aaw nigga!

or

p1: shit, i've lost my wallet
p2: aaw nigga!

by Mace May 5, 2006

boss lady

female leader in the workplace who exhibits an extremely authoritative demeanor.
Duties for "her highness" are usually relatively menial for her newer subservients; making her coffee, arranging her papers etc.
More experienced and favored underlings often "graduate" to higher responsibilites, such as giving her feet massage, going on "feminine products" errands, and possibly even vaccuuming her carpet after hours.

My boss lady expects total loyalty and respect. Her word is law.

by mace January 26, 2004

break the ice

to end or avoid an awkward situation by starting a conversation with someone about something.

"If you start to feel weird or uncomfortable at the party tonight, try to think of something to break the ice."

by Mace December 26, 2007