Lakeside 2 

Not to be confused with Lakeside 1, Lakeside 3, Lakeside 4, Apartments West, Apartments East, Percopo, Speed, Robert H. Coons, Deming, or BSB.
A modernistic-baroque style building constructed in just under 12 lunar cycles. Under normal operating conditions and no air resistance, Lakeside is the furthest away from the lake. Popular opinion suggests that this is untrue, claiming that “satellite imagery” show that BSB and Deming are further away. This is simply untrue – current science does not factor in the time-shift caused by trees, topology, and number of interconnected dimensions.
Research on the tridimensionality of Lakeside Hall is currently ongoing since 2003. Richard W. Lakeside stumbled on this feature when he accidently attempted to exist twice at the same time and place, creating a super-position-density 1.41 smoots away, south 43.7 degrees of the elevator entrance of Lakeside 2 (as of April 2, 2022). The tear created a temporary rift that gave bystanders a fleeting glance into a similar, but slightly ajar version of Lakeside 2.
Unfortunately, due to the immense energy redistribution, Richard W. Lakeside vaporized instantaneously. The administration will hide this truth and often pursue individuals that spread this. No video-graphic evidence of this event has surfaced as of April 2, 2022, but there are unconfirmed, unsolicited, and possible falsified rumors suggesting that such evidence exists and is heavily guarded by the residing RHIT president’s cabinet.

Oh boy, I can’t wait to go to my favorite res hall, Lakeside 2, at 2:45:19 on April 2, 2003. It’s been so long since I spoke with my dearest friend, Richard H. Lakeside. I wonder what he’s up to…

Lakeside 2 by TheRealPolishHammer April 2, 2022

Lakeside Picnic 

Hot steamy, in the wide open, outdoor sex.

I was walking the lake bank when I went around the cove and wound up in the midst of a lakeside picnic.

She no more than had the blanket down on the ground before we started our lakeside picnic.

I hiked the last mile with a fellow hiker. I joined him since he said he would take me to a lakeside picnic.

Lakeside Picnic by Dick Onchin September 20, 2020

lakeside 

clearly one of the tightest schools in washington state, and despite what haters think, isn't just populated by rich white kids and other "douches". has rep for being really preppy because of said haters. visit the damn place before you judge.

Person 1: "dude, the only people that go to lakeside are preppy rich kids whose parents get them everything they want"

Person 2: "...ever actually been there or met anybody who goes there?"

Person 1: "...no..."

lakeside by reppin' '11 September 12, 2009

Lakeside 

In 1886, the El Cajon Valley Land Company purchased 6,000 acres of land - now known as Lakeside. A large four-story Lakeside Inn was built as a resort. The Inn was designed by the same architect who designed the Hotel del Coronado.

G.H. Mansfield (Vice-President of the land company) built the Castle House in 1887 as a show place and it still remains today. Eight trains ran through Lakeside every day bringing many visitors to the area.

Many historical buildings still remain in the town site area on Maine Avenue such as:

The Town Hall (1911);
Ross House (1905);
Neal House (1900) next to the Olde Community Church (1896);
Park Market burned down in 1997,
Payton’s Hardware rebuilt in the same spot in 1999.
The old Lindo Hotel (1887), now the Lakeside Hotel, stands on the corner of River and Lakeshore;
The Hartung Bakery (1914) - Later Dent’s Bakery - was built on Lakeshore.

A two-mile race track was built around Lindo Lake and on April 20, 1907, Barney Oldfield set a world speed record at the race track. Activities such as boating, horse and auto racing, were popular with the Inn’s guests. (The original Boathouse has been preserved at Lindo Lake Park.) Lakeside soon became nationally recognized as a resort center.

Ya, I'm from Lakeside.
It's not all hicks and red necks.

Lakeside by Team CHOKE Slam August 1, 2008

Lakeside High School 

A high school built in the NE Atlanta area around 1964 that soon after suffered the humiliation of racial integration when the 2000+ white population was forced to endure the company of 6 negroes. Some of the younger male negroes were forced by some of the redneck kids to wait to take showers in PE class until AFTER the white boys were done, as they were rumored to have tails. Strangely, the "tails" were seen to be in the front. As the decades passed, the black population of Lakeside has surged and today they even have a FLAG group (Friends of Lesbians And Gays), often called "FLAGGOTS" by some of the redneck kids (bullies).

When I graduated from Lakeside High School in 1969, the school reeked of snobbery from the rich white kids. Now the school has degenerated into disrepair, after the collapse of the middle class and the population surge by the Housewives of Atlanta groupies and the huge influx of Mexicanos. The nearby neighborhoods are falling apart with alarm company signs in everyone's front yard.

Lakeside High School by Frediam October 14, 2011

lakesidehighschool

Lakeside high school fucking sucks horse cock, never go there, its a shitty place

Mom:lakesidehighschool sucks peepee my nigga

lakesidehighschool by phetuserection777 October 5, 2018

Lakeside 

I town full of bad ass people. Ugly Guys but hot girls. Laksideians know how to throw parties and are great at hiding when the cops come. Very few of them are actually hicks but yes the high school..el capitan...does have ffa

Girl "Fuck the police are here"
Guy "No worries wanna come hide in this cabinet with me"
Girl "sure...um how did you think to hide in here?"
Guy "Oh us Lakeside people we always have a plan"

Lakeside by Deedandeedan February 8, 2010