Lague 

A variation on the term 'lame'; a word used to describe the negative nature of an individual persons' attitude, or the unfortunate outcome of certain events or situations. The term can also be used to describe the quality of a wide range of things, from music, to an item of clothing, to a political position.

"Lady GaGa is so Lague, I don't get the hype about her."

Lague by Abramski December 4, 2010

laggermeister 

A person normally 100% german, 100% italian, 100% polish, and 100% lagoff. Normally one who goes to "College College". This person will normally live in a smaller house with a minimum of 5 attics. You would normally yell geet at this guy and call him a lagoff, but due to his other qualifications, you would call him a laggermeister.

That laggermeister thinks he is so much better than every body else and somebody really needs to kick his ass

laggermeister by thegeetguy August 10, 2007

lagergenic 

A condition in which one is more attractive when seen by a drunk person; especially when the beholder has been drinking beer.

After Steve's ninth beer the unattractive woman at the end of the bar became lagergenic.

lagergenic by Gio Marron June 17, 2014

Sheboygan Lager

A fictional brand of beer referenced in the FX show Wilfred by Jenna's douchy boyfriend Drew.

Sheboygan Lager, bitch! That's how we do.

Sheboygan Lager by fp69 August 25, 2011

Land of chips and lager 

Land of chips and lagar is the the title of a popular version of the song "Land of Hope and Glory" adapted to suit Cockneys way of life in the United Kingdom. The song first appeared publicly in the TV Series "Spitting Image"

The lyrics of the popular Cockney song:

"Land of chips and lager,
'Ere we go, 'ere we go,
Three Tandoori and chips, then
Hire a crap video,
Oggy, Oggy, Oggy!
Oi! You staring at me?
You're going to get your,
Fucking head kicked in.

You're going to get your,
Fucking head kicked in."

A bunch of Cockney Yobs are at the "Last Night of the Proms" music concert, and as soon as "Land of Hope and Glory" start playing, the yobs start singing along using their version of the words, starting with "Land of chips and lager..." etc

Land of chips and lager by Coleorton May 29, 2016

Lagunatard 

An obnoxiously entitled person who lacks common sense, self-awareness, and a basic understanding of the real world, because they’ve lived in Laguna Beach all their lives and would be unable to survive anywhere else!

” Only a Lagunatard would have the audacity to swing his car door all the way open so that oncoming traffic narrowly misses it!

Lagunatard by TheFlyingGayIrishman April 22, 2022

Shit Lagged 

What jet lag does to your bowel cycle.

The act of losing control over ones shitting timings due to changes in time zones while travelling.

Dude, the other day I was with this chick and in the middle of the date, I felt the sudden urge to take a dump. I'm so frikkin shit lagged.

Jet lag I can take care of, but what do I do with shit lag?

Shit Lagged by KMH123 September 28, 2013