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a player of a less than desireable connection is present.the other players are ussually courteous of this misfortune and inform the player of his condition and ask him to please find another server.
OMFGZORS YUO NUB!!!1 LAGLAGLAGFFUKC. GTFO JUST GTFO!!!1!!!11

wtf man your warping like star trek....lagbot.

gtfo nub...fuckn lagbot
lagbot by enZ December 28, 2004
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Bot designated for automated DDoS attack by spamming console commands in Source based videogames servers (mainly Team Fortress 2), made by an Overwatch soyboy named BenCat07. Attempting to kick the bot (which is only doable while on spectator, since the bot won't join any team), will result in a server crash.
To not be confused with Catbots (made by nullifiedcat).
Lagbot 2- Overwatch is better joined the server
Any normal user: NOT AGAIN
Lagbot by Raycast May 24, 2018

labido labotomy 

An expression referring to a sudden lack of a sexual drive due to some emotionally traumatic event such as a harsh breakup.
He's not in the game right now after that labido labotomy she gave him...
labido labotomy by Swampybaby April 4, 2016
A laggot is a person who enters a server, and causes the server to lag.

It is a combination of the words lag and faggot.
Pwner is a laggot!!!
Damn laggots.
Shattered Galaxy is full of laggots!
laggot by Anthony Suarez September 28, 2005

Justin Lambot

It's when you insert your penis into the ear canal of the opposite, or even same, sex.
Yo mayne l justin lambot'd this bitch so hard her children were born deaf.
Justin Lambot by ultimatehotdog1 September 27, 2009
Teenaged Christopher Biggins impersonator and founder of the Bermondsey branch of his fan club, with a disturbing ‘Daddy’ fetish.

Physically interfaced with his Commodore 64 by means of an anal probe cum broadband link, Lagboat can only leave his Nan’s loft for a few hours at a time to attend ‘Wall matches before his rectal batteries are exhausted, although a Zinger Tower Meal from KFC can provide emergency power.
You've done a Lagboat with the raffle money aintcha!
Lagboat by UrbaneCasual September 2, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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