Teenaged Christopher Biggins impersonator and founder of the Bermondsey branch of his fan club, with a disturbing ‘Daddy’ fetish.
Physically interfaced with his Commodore 64 by means of an anal probe cum broadband link, Lagboat can only leave his Nan’s loft for a few hours at a time to attend ‘Wall matches before his rectal batteries are exhausted, although a Zinger Tower Meal from KFC can provide emergency power.
Physically interfaced with his Commodore 64 by means of an anal probe cum broadband link, Lagboat can only leave his Nan’s loft for a few hours at a time to attend ‘Wall matches before his rectal batteries are exhausted, although a Zinger Tower Meal from KFC can provide emergency power.
by UrbaneCasual September 2, 2009
A computer with so many viruses from porn that it lags when trying to open such simple applications as Notepad
God, my piece of crap computer is such a lagboat, I can't even watch Asians get gangbanged on it anymore!
by Just this guy, y'know? January 11, 2009
An AWOL Legend.
Many of the posters are obsessed with him. Winds up most of the Posters from Cardiff.
Usually get banned cause they can't handle him.
Witty, Intelligent but Modest.
Many of the posters are obsessed with him. Winds up most of the Posters from Cardiff.
Usually get banned cause they can't handle him.
Witty, Intelligent but Modest.
by wxmddf May 26, 2009