Lagboat

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Teenaged Christopher Biggins impersonator and founder of the Bermondsey branch of his fan club, with a disturbing ‘Daddy’ fetish.

Physically interfaced with his Commodore 64 by means of an anal probe cum broadband link, Lagboat can only leave his Nan’s loft for a few hours at a time to attend ‘Wall matches before his rectal batteries are exhausted, although a Zinger Tower Meal from KFC can provide emergency power.

You've done a Lagboat with the raffle money aintcha!

Lagboat by UrbaneCasual September 2, 2009

Lagboat

Shit faced

Drinking all day, I'm lagboat shun!!

Lagboat by Wozza77 July 14, 2018

Related Words

Lag Boat • lagbot • lagoatster • Lamboat • logboat

Lagboat

A computer with so many viruses from porn that it lags when trying to open such simple applications as Notepad

God, my piece of crap computer is such a lagboat, I can't even watch Asians get gangbanged on it anymore!

Lagboat by Just this guy, y'know? January 11, 2009

Lagboat

An AWOL Legend.

Many of the posters are obsessed with him. Winds up most of the Posters from Cardiff.

Usually get banned cause they can't handle him.

Witty, Intelligent but Modest.

Valleys "That Lagboat off AWOL made us look right cunts Picks"

Lagboat by wxmddf May 26, 2009

Lamboat

a lamborghini of boats; expensive, fast, and always has smokin' hot bitches on it.

man1 "Hey, man 2, would you like to go out upon my lamboat?"
man 2 "Depends, will there be bitches?"
man1 "Read the damn definition, of course it has bitches on it"
man 2 "Done."

Lamboat by iwantalamboat July 6, 2011

Lagbot

Some Annoying mother fucker trying to ruin the fun. Synonymous include Asshole

player (voice):MEDI-
Player irl: why are lagbots a thing

Lagbot by LemoneySpaghetty April 5, 2020

lagbot

a player of a less than desireable connection is present.the other players are ussually courteous of this misfortune and inform the player of his condition and ask him to please find another server.

OMFGZORS YUO NUB!!!1 LAGLAGLAGFFUKC. GTFO JUST GTFO!!!1!!!11

wtf man your warping like star trek....lagbot.

gtfo nub...fuckn lagbot

lagbot by enZ December 28, 2004

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026