Lagboat

Teenaged Christopher Biggins impersonator and founder of the Bermondsey branch of his fan club, with a disturbing ‘Daddy’ fetish.

Physically interfaced with his Commodore 64 by means of an anal probe cum broadband link, Lagboat can only leave his Nan’s loft for a few hours at a time to attend ‘Wall matches before his rectal batteries are exhausted, although a Zinger Tower Meal from KFC can provide emergency power.

You've done a Lagboat with the raffle money aintcha!

by UrbaneCasual September 2, 2009

Lagboat

Shit faced

Drinking all day, I'm lagboat shun!!

by Wozza77 July 14, 2018

Lagboat

A computer with so many viruses from porn that it lags when trying to open such simple applications as Notepad

God, my piece of crap computer is such a lagboat, I can't even watch Asians get gangbanged on it anymore!

by Just this guy, y'know? January 11, 2009

Lagboat

An AWOL Legend.

Many of the posters are obsessed with him. Winds up most of the Posters from Cardiff.

Usually get banned cause they can't handle him.

Witty, Intelligent but Modest.

Valleys "That Lagboat off AWOL made us look right cunts Picks"

by wxmddf May 26, 2009

Lamboat

a lamborghini of boats; expensive, fast, and always has smokin' hot bitches on it.

man1 "Hey, man 2, would you like to go out upon my lamboat?"
man 2 "Depends, will there be bitches?"
man1 "Read the damn definition, of course it has bitches on it"
man 2 "Done."

by iwantalamboat July 6, 2011

Lagbot

Some Annoying mother fucker trying to ruin the fun. Synonymous include Asshole

player (voice):MEDI-
Player irl: why are lagbots a thing

by LemoneySpaghetty April 5, 2020

lagbot

a player of a less than desireable connection is present.the other players are ussually courteous of this misfortune and inform the player of his condition and ask him to please find another server.

OMFGZORS YUO NUB!!!1 LAGLAGLAGFFUKC. GTFO JUST GTFO!!!1!!!11

wtf man your warping like star trek....lagbot.

gtfo nub...fuckn lagbot

by enZ December 28, 2004