Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Frankie Lagana 

Frankie is the most mystical and enchanting animate being. Not only is he the founder of HBW and carrier of the majestic liquid, but he is also a lover to four wives. Frankie's hair smells like butterflies as it flows in the valiant wind. As the air brushes through his chocolate locks of honey, I Think I Wanna Marry You by Bruno Mars graces the ears which are around him. His eyes glisten in the sunlight as though a mother goose has just reunited with her young. His gluten-free breath smells as though heaven and Krispy Kreme baby angel donuts kissed. His luscious lips ravish my soul making me desire to run into the woods and dance around a fire as I chant his piercing name. As I gaze upon the greek godlike figure that is Frankie, these are the words that pour from the deepest depths of my heart, "To thee Frankie, I saw a daisy in the middle of the field yesterday. It was bright with many colors. It reminded us of you, Frankie. We stomped on it for hours and hours. We jumped on it until it was no more." And these are the words which are known to man, but yet there is more, "wE lIkE yOu FrAnKiE. We always will."
Brooke: Who is that man of mystery over there?
Momo: Who else.
Fazer and Haven in unison: He is none other than our Frankie Lagana
Frankie Lagana by FRANKIESBAEx4 January 5, 2021
Related Words

Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann 

A japanese anime produced by GAINAX in 2007. Has achieved great fame on the internet in a short time. Thought the show itself was popular and overall very good, the sheer level of epic and manlyness caused many watchers to hype the series.

No one is exactly sure why this is, but Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann is said to be the true definition of the term "epic". Viewers are advised to be cautious.

Whether or not you decide to watch the anime, it's important to note that if you try it out, you will never look at sunglasses the same way you used to.
Sunglasses, real men, half naked chicks, galaxy sized robots, epic speeches, from boy to man themes, identity problems. This is the recipe of TENGEN TOPPA GURREN LAGANN.

"What the hell do you think this is!?"

Lagunatard 

An obnoxiously entitled person who lacks common sense, self-awareness, and a basic understanding of the real world, because they’ve lived in Laguna Beach all their lives and would be unable to survive anywhere else!
” Only a Lagunatard would have the audacity to swing his car door all the way open so that oncoming traffic narrowly misses it!

Gurren Lagann 

An anime created by Gainax filled with tits, drills, giant robots, and a ton of kickass.
You want a summary of Gurren Lagann? Who the hell do you think I am? Watch the fucking series!
Gurren Lagann by Boota December 6, 2007

lasanalgna 

lasanalgna is the act of stuffing lasagna in the anal region, during sexual intercourse.
yo bro, i just lasanalgna'd Ashley

- bro nice!
lasanalgna by mimihh_ October 9, 2018
to ejaculate from ones penis onto something.
Cesar labanaed all over his spouses back.
labana by Captain jack labana March 5, 2014
More from Urban Dictionary

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
Load more