Lackwag

Lack-wag (adj)

Derivative of nlackwagger; individual with no presence of swag and/or swagger; An empty aura of cloutless machismo, akin to finding an eagles' nest only to discover an eggless wasteland.

Forms:
(n) Lackwaggery
(adj) Lackwaggish
(adv) Lackwaggishly

Lack-wag-gery

Antonyms: waggery, knavery, gag, shenanigan, jocularity

Lack-wag-ish

Synonyms: waggish, knavish, coy, witty, naughty, jocular, lighthearted

*At a party*
J: Hey man, that's a cool sweatshirt.

D: Thanks. It's getting a little to hot in here though.
*Unzips sweatshirt to reveal Thrasher brand T-Shirt*
J: Someone get this lackwag motherfucker out of here.

Lackwag by Oven Stove August 14, 2018

lackswag 

n.) a person that is lacking in swagger
*NOTE* this lack of swagger could stem from the overall mannerisms and aura of the lackswag OR it could stem from a moment in time which the person has done something particularly embarrassing, gross or unattractive

adj.) a word to describe a moment in time that is characterized by an embarrassing, gross or unattractive action

ex1) (n) -Dude tried to spit game at me but didn't even know what to say...what a lackswag!

ex2) (n) -Did you see that lackswag trip off the stage after his presentation...I nearly died laughing!!!

ex3) (adj) -I had a total lackswag moment when he leaned in for a kiss and I accidently sneezed in his face.

lackswag by booswaggs March 20, 2009

LackSwag 

LackSwag is the type that scares little children away. And loves to feed himself 6 plates of chipolate everyday and is obese and the type to eat ur food. He is also number 3 in leaderboards because he sucks and his fac thinks hes obese and takes up all the space

"Damm you look like lackswag"

LackSwag by DevenIsFat September 15, 2020

lackage 

it is a combination of "lack of" and "shortage" which has a complaining and/or joking tone.

eg. there is a serious lackage of food here..

eg. what is with the lackage of hot guys here??

lackage by jennypennyhadahat July 5, 2008

lackagen 

Not thinking clearly as a result of oxygen deprivation thus causing one to make bad choices

I landed in Denver and the chick was so lackagen I didn’t understand a word she said...

lackagen by GSWillie April 17, 2021

Lackagymitis

Is a disease that causes people the lack of want to go to or belong to a gym. Often leading to swollen pockets of fat throughout the body

Dang, that girls looks like shes got lackagymitis, thats just too bad.

Dang if he didnt have lackagymitis he could probably lose a lot of jelly.

Brown has been suffering from lackagymitis for the last few weeks, we keep asking if he wants to go but he would rather play Gears of War.

Lackagymitis by Bigious Alious March 23, 2009

LackSwag 

To say to someone not exhibiting qualities connotated with a cool persona.

Wow Mara, you've got some LackSwag going on there.

LackSwag by AMresol August 14, 2011