by GSWillie April 17, 2021
a hypochondriac who finds illness an aphrodisiac and gets filthy horny from just thinking they have a serious or undiagnosed medical condition...the anxiety of said perceived illness stirs their loins and fosters the need to make recurring doctor appointments...a hypodisiac can climax in an MRI or will repeatedly masturbate during telehealth sessions that insurance doesn't even cover...
Ellis: Gaines, your new gal is super cool...and hot too....
Gaines: Dude, Jackie is a total hypodisiac...for real...she needs Grey's Anatomy on when we "hit it" and is constantly reading medical journals while watching porn...we did crush it though during COVID...she was insatiable...and NEVER even tested positive...she always put 2 masks on me and called me Doctor...
Gaines: Dude, Jackie is a total hypodisiac...for real...she needs Grey's Anatomy on when we "hit it" and is constantly reading medical journals while watching porn...we did crush it though during COVID...she was insatiable...and NEVER even tested positive...she always put 2 masks on me and called me Doctor...
by GSWillie July 02, 2023
a hypochondriac who finds illness an aphrodisiac and gets filthy horny from just thinking they have a serious or undiagnosed medical condition...the anxiety of said perceived illness stirs their loins and fosters the need to make recurring doctor appointments...a hypodisiac can climax in an MRI or will repeatedly masturbate during telehealth sessions that insurance doesn't even cover...
Ellis: Gaines, your new gal is super cool...and hot too....
Gaines: Dude, Jackie is a total hypodisiac...for real...she needs Grey's Anatomy on when we "hit it" and is constantly reading medical journals while watching porn...we did crush it though during COVID...she was insatiable...and NEVER even tested positive...she always put 2 masks on me and called me Doctor...
Gaines: Dude, Jackie is a total hypodisiac...for real...she needs Grey's Anatomy on when we "hit it" and is constantly reading medical journals while watching porn...we did crush it though during COVID...she was insatiable...and NEVER even tested positive...she always put 2 masks on me and called me Doctor...
by GSWillie July 02, 2023
a hypochondriac who finds illness an aphrodisiac and gets filthy horny from just thinking they have a serious or undiagnosed medical condition...the anxiety of said perceived illness stirs their loins and fosters the need to make recurring doctor appointments...a hypodisiac can climax in an MRI or will repeatedly masturbate during telehealth sessions that insurance doesn't even cover...
Ellis: Gaines, your new gal is super cool...and hot too....
Gaines: Dude, Jackie is a total hypodisiac...for real...she needs Grey's Anatomy on when we "hit it" and is constantly reading medical journals while watching porn...we did crush it though during COVID...she was insatiable...and NEVER even tested positive...she always put 2 masks on me and called me Doctor...
Gaines: Dude, Jackie is a total hypodisiac...for real...she needs Grey's Anatomy on when we "hit it" and is constantly reading medical journals while watching porn...we did crush it though during COVID...she was insatiable...and NEVER even tested positive...she always put 2 masks on me and called me Doctor...
by GSWillie July 02, 2023
a hypochondriac who finds illness an aphrodisiac and gets filthy horny from just thinking they have a serious or undiagnosed medical condition...the anxiety of said perceived illness stirs their loins and fosters the need to make recurring doctor appointments...a hypodisiac can climax in an MRI or will repeatedly masturbate during telehealth sessions that insurance doesn't even cover...
Ellis: Gaines, your new gal is super cool...and hot too....
Gaines: Dude, Jackie is a total hypodisiac...for real...she needs Grey's Anatomy on when we "hit it" and is constantly reading medical journals while watching porn...we did crush it though during COVID...she was insatiable...and NEVER even tested positive...she always put 2 masks on me and called me Doctor...
Gaines: Dude, Jackie is a total hypodisiac...for real...she needs Grey's Anatomy on when we "hit it" and is constantly reading medical journals while watching porn...we did crush it though during COVID...she was insatiable...and NEVER even tested positive...she always put 2 masks on me and called me Doctor...
by GSWillie July 02, 2023