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it is a combination of "lack of" and "shortage" which has a complaining and/or joking tone.
eg. there is a serious lackage of food here..

eg. what is with the lackage of hot guys here??
lackage by jennypennyhadahat July 5, 2008
Urban Dictionary Merch
Having a lack of something, such as competitive spirit or being able to watch the drum major
We have a lackage of time
Lackage by The True God of Gators October 12, 2019

lackage of check clappage

Its very sprinklable you can use it for a lot of things like cod
"Hey man that guys got locc" "whats locc" lackage of check clappage
A lighthearted jovial pursuit of random acts of kindness involving the usage of tongues.
Dude, get a picture of that lickage to post at www.lickage.com
Lickage by Lickage.com April 6, 2010

lackademia 

The phenomena of an expensive education being useless in the real world.
Four years of lackademia and still living off the folks.
lackademia by wildmonkeysects March 14, 2007

Lackametholepsy

The art of falling out due to the lack of methamphetamines or, being off ones Wagon, one too many
A man over there leaning up against the post suffering from lackametholepsy
Lackametholepsy by DawnNichole#1* November 18, 2019
The locks, keys and paraphernalia associated with the security of an entranceway.
The lockage of the art room is very important because of the risk of theft or vandalism.
lockage by James Hison (ret.) September 1, 2008
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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