lackagen 

Not thinking clearly as a result of oxygen deprivation thus causing one to make bad choices

I landed in Denver and the chick was so lackagen I didn’t understand a word she said...

lackagen by GSWillie April 17, 2021

lackage 

it is a combination of "lack of" and "shortage" which has a complaining and/or joking tone.

eg. there is a serious lackage of food here..

eg. what is with the lackage of hot guys here??

lackage by jennypennyhadahat July 5, 2008

Lackage 

Having a lack of something, such as competitive spirit or being able to watch the drum major

We have a lackage of time

Lackage by The True God of Gators October 12, 2019

lackage of check clappage

Its very sprinklable you can use it for a lot of things like cod

"Hey man that guys got locc" "whats locc" lackage of check clappage

lackage of check clappage by Chrismatthews2021 March 2, 2021