Lachsan 

Lachsan is a colloquial term for a person who has been severely disadvantaged by Grandmotherly influences to the extent that they are unable to function in society within three hours of being reffered to as 'Lachsan'

Andy: "Man, that Lachsan is a fucked up dude,"

Kieren: "Yeah, I heard that his Grandmother still calls him 'Froggy' - how embarrassing."

Lachsan: "HEY! STOP BULLYING ME FAGGOT-GRAPES!"

Lachsan by Bad Fergus September 2, 2011

Lachlan Baker 

Ranga who gets no bitches. L

Girl: Lachlan Baker is ranga

Lachlan Baker by I Hate rangas March 28, 2022

Lucien Lachance 

A man who had a shitty life and loves apples. He is a complete utter bastard and lives in the Void dancing to disco music.

Lucien Lachance "Todd Howard can Kiss My fine Imperial Ass."

Lucien Lachance by Lachizzle April 19, 2018

Lachlan Haines 

His origins go way far back...

Born in a poor beaver family with half human half beaver DNA, he grew up learning that one day he will learn how to master his Frontal Teeth and defeat the Fire Nation... Some people believe that his teeth was able to carve the rock from the backside of a large Mountain. This boy will soon grow up and become the most retarted person on earth...

Even though he saved everybody's lives...

dude that story was deep, like Lachlan Haines deep... *Yoinks*

where are you scooby doo

Lachlan Haines by PhotosynesisMan August 19, 2019

Lachandra

Sexy, big booty, nice hips, very faithful, loving, caring, and pretty

Lachandra is very beautiful

Lachandra by Lachandra October 22, 2015

Angus Lachlan Small 

Angus Lachlan Small is a word that can be widely used in many ways. An extremely handsome man that strives for as much of the female genitalia as possible. He is a hero we have but do not deserve. He is so chunky yet so simple and has girls get lost in his gaze on the regular. Angus Lachlan Small may attract many humans of the female sex but has a crave for men. Angus Lachlan Small has an addiction to sniffing people and can be very serious and most common in southern Alabama. Angus Lachlan Small tends to sniff his grandpa as he is busy beating his grandma.

1: Dude you were getting around at that party last night, you were basically an Angus Lachlan Small.
2: Why are you sniffing me? i think you should go to rehab you definitely have Angus Lachlan Small.
3: Oi last night all the girls wanted you but you went for the men you cheeky Angus Lachlan Small.

Angus Lachlan Small by ANGUS_SMALLISHOT October 23, 2018

lachlann

A young swag master. Most often small and irish. This irish pimp normally chills with a hoe on each short arm and 36 hoes piled on top of his miniscule lap. The bitches adore him, the younger pimps envy him, the older pimps know what could of been if only they were a lachlann. The biggest, swaggyest, hottest, goddamn hot shootin, pimpin, gift of god this planet has ever seen. The only problem with lachlann is that he is simply too popular and as he walks he leaves trails of women begging for him to return, men crying, weak with self loathing. Lachlann doesnt just run your hood he runs jesus's hood and the tooth fairys hood... every badasses hood there is. If theres a hood then theres a Lachlann running it. Lachlann doesnt need an army, he is the army. Lachlann doesnt need to pay for mearly being there is enough to forfill the vendors needs and deepest desires. If you ever come across a Lachlann you can get down and beg or run from shame.

Random hoe: "OMFG, LOOK A... A LACHLANN HES... HES GODS GIFT TO
HUMANITY AND THE SAVIOR TO ALL OUR PROBLEMS."

Lachlann: "hey you, my place 6 o'clock untill my cock is up you 6, bitch"

lachlann by lamina18 December 29, 2013