lachlann

A young swag master. Most often small and irish. This irish pimp normally chills with a hoe on each short arm and 36 hoes piled on top of his miniscule lap. The bitches adore him, the younger pimps envy him, the older pimps know what could of been if only they were a lachlann. The biggest, swaggyest, hottest, goddamn hot shootin, pimpin, gift of god this planet has ever seen. The only problem with lachlann is that he is simply too popular and as he walks he leaves trails of women begging for him to return, men crying, weak with self loathing. Lachlann doesnt just run your hood he runs jesus's hood and the tooth fairys hood... every badasses hood there is. If theres a hood then theres a Lachlann running it. Lachlann doesnt need an army, he is the army. Lachlann doesnt need to pay for mearly being there is enough to forfill the vendors needs and deepest desires. If you ever come across a Lachlann you can get down and beg or run from shame.

Random hoe: "OMFG, LOOK A... A LACHLANN HES... HES GODS GIFT TO
HUMANITY AND THE SAVIOR TO ALL OUR PROBLEMS."

Lachlann: "hey you, my place 6 o'clock untill my cock is up you 6, bitch"

by lamina18 December 29, 2013

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Lachlann Finnigan

someone who had OCD and makes sweet sweet love to folk music.a lachlann finnigan can usually be found down the back streets of Leith (a small fishing village on the coast of Scotland)it has a large extrusion on its nose and instead of legs has four rubber wheels. usually has a ginger growth on its head.
may be mistaken as a small pond creature but is in actual fact is a ginger slug.

"oh my god, your such a lachlann finnigan"

by urban dickjob May 18, 2008

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Lachlan Baker

Ranga who gets no bitches. L

Girl: Lachlan Baker is ranga

by I Hate rangas March 28, 2022

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Lochlann

A person with the intelligence of a deity, the strength of an ox, and a psionic capability of a mind flayer. They are far superior to everyone around them and deserve to be treated with respect.

Hell there Lochlann, my lord and savior

by cool i guess June 8, 2018

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Lachlan Haines

His origins go way far back...

Born in a poor beaver family with half human half beaver DNA, he grew up learning that one day he will learn how to master his Frontal Teeth and defeat the Fire Nation... Some people believe that his teeth was able to carve the rock from the backside of a large Mountain. This boy will soon grow up and become the most retarted person on earth...

Even though he saved everybody's lives...

dude that story was deep, like Lachlan Haines deep... *Yoinks*

where are you scooby doo

by PhotosynesisMan August 19, 2019

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Angus Lachlan Small

Angus Lachlan Small is a word that can be widely used in many ways. An extremely handsome man that strives for as much of the female genitalia as possible. He is a hero we have but do not deserve. He is so chunky yet so simple and has girls get lost in his gaze on the regular. Angus Lachlan Small may attract many humans of the female sex but has a crave for men. Angus Lachlan Small has an addiction to sniffing people and can be very serious and most common in southern Alabama. Angus Lachlan Small tends to sniff his grandpa as he is busy beating his grandma.

1: Dude you were getting around at that party last night, you were basically an Angus Lachlan Small.
2: Why are you sniffing me? i think you should go to rehab you definitely have Angus Lachlan Small.
3: Oi last night all the girls wanted you but you went for the men you cheeky Angus Lachlan Small.

by ANGUS_SMALLISHOT October 23, 2018

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