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LaChance 

When having unprotected sex with a women, the male only pulls out after he already starts to cum in her. Leaving a 50/50 chance of pregnancy.
Chauncy: "Hey did you wear a condom before you violated that slam pig."

Chris: "No, I'm a risk taker. So I decided to give her a LaChance."
LaChance by eddiemush November 14, 2011
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Lachance 

The name for the best type of person
My best friend Lachance is Amazing!
Lachance by Brudda OSASSsss October 25, 2020

Lucien Lachance 

A man who had a shitty life and loves apples. He is a complete utter bastard and lives in the Void dancing to disco music.
Lucien Lachance "Todd Howard can Kiss My fine Imperial Ass."
Lucien Lachance by Lachizzle April 19, 2018

Fernand LaChance 

Imagine if Yoda and Buddha had a baby. That baby would be the Man, would it not? Well, that is the best way to describe Fernand, the Man. Not only does Fernand do his job, but he does it with the aid of his gravity defying belly. Use caution, as young Fernand is extremely huggable.
"Yes, a student's strength flows from Thayer itself. But beware of the Clarke. Anger, fear, aggression; Clarke are they. Easily they flow, quick to join you in a fight. If once you start down the Clarke path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will, as it did Theodore Koskores' apprentice."
Fernand LaChance by arrbear January 3, 2005

George Lachance 

George is probably the best dude you’ll ever meet George makes a great friend and always speaks the truth even though he can sometimes be a meanie he always comes around and may even buy you a granola bar. George has a lot of trust issues but he will never let you down and is very open and cooperative. George bight be a little dark but it only takes his gbf with a waxk personality to bring out the light and make him a little happier everyday. George will date the best of the best because that’s what he deserves. George is very shy but never rlly seeks approval and popularity. George is almost always quiet but around his real friends he’s the bomb. George overall is a dumb dumb., poopy head, dooddooo head and a peeepeee head but if you ever find a George lachance make sure you have the time and energy to txt him all night into morning also George is def not curvy but believes he is
Wow only a George lachance would do this.

autumn lachance

ngl is prettier than you’ll ever be, so don’t try hoe. has some lit blue eyes and “BlAcK” hair, she’s kinda failing her classes but no cap it’s fine.
“autumn lachance needs to get her grades up, other than that you should add up her snap”

pierre de la chance 

When three French men have sex, the man in the middle is "pierre de la chance."
Sacré bleu! Ah am receiving le cock while ah am fucking l'asshole! Ah am none other than Pierre de la Chance! Enchanté!
pierre de la chance by Revchu March 31, 2004
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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