LaJessica 

LaJessica, she’s as unique as her name. LaJessica is also know as La or Lala. She’s is beauty defined, she’s not standard by any means. She has a beauty that is so bright it beams from the inside out. She’s lived many lives and has the spiritual gifting to prove it. Her smile will revive your soul. LaJessica has a heart made of pure gold. She ALWAYS sees the best in people and has a way of making them feel wanted and loved. She’s a great listener and confidant, she’s never met a stranger. She’s kind, forgiving and generous to a fault. Her love is selfless and she has friends from all walks of life. WARNING!!!! DO NOT EVER betray her!!! Although she is not a person for revenge, woe to the person who wrongs her. She won’t ever seek to “get back at anyone”, but God and his universe don’t take messing with her lightly. If you wrong her be prepared for some miserable days ahead! Due to her gentle nature her friends and loved ones are like lions when it comes to her. They are her protectors. Watch how you come at her because they have NO mercy!!!!!!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

Wow that was so kind! What a LaJessica thing to do.

You must have the heart of LaJessica to deal with that person.

LaJessica by Iaintnosaintbutimnotthedevil November 24, 2021

lessica 

Multiple meanings:

1. Verb: To enter into a state of previously undocumented fabulosity.

2. Verb: To discombobulate or to be discombobulated.

3. Noun: Sacred union of the gay and the straight as manifested by joyous song and jaunty jig.

1. Sheree lessicad when she got a new haircut.

2. Kathy was lessicad when Leo broke the toys.

lessica by Hellokittypink September 11, 2006

Hot Lessica 

An apparently horney, but semi-hot bitch who explaines over lunch to her bosses about how you can know if a chick is sucking too much dick, but then can't do even 1% of her job!!! She ends up beig convinced to quit.

Man, did you see that hot Lessica? I think she is horney, but man, that chich fucks her job up more than she gets it!

Hot Lessica by Super-horny Chic July 26, 2008

LeJessica 

when u take a lube shower and crawl in someones ass

"Jessica u fucken butt slut get out of jordans ass NOW!!!" (sayin to self) what a LeJessica....

LeJessica by m0n3y maker October 3, 2007

vajessica 

a gorgeous, snobby, and overall insanely bitchy person who appears normal but under it all, has the ability to kill...like a swan

Person 1: Do you see that pretty girl over there?
Person 2: Oh yeah she's from the Upper East Side
Person 1: Oh she must be a vajessica

vajessica by 2amazing2btamed October 27, 2011

lanessia 

A person with a abundance of love and lots of forgiveness. Don't take her for a fool. She won't physically touch you but she will mess with your mind.

You remind me of lanessia.

lanessia by Lil Bit 2 December 20, 2016

Lessica 

Jessica + Luca = soulmates😘😘

“Luca loves the idea of Lessica, and he doesn’t hide it very well”
“Yeah, jess hates it though”
Hahahaha

Lessica by Charlotte💕 March 5, 2021