vajessica

a gorgeous, snobby, and overall insanely bitchy person who appears normal but under it all, has the ability to kill...like a swan

Person 1: Do you see that pretty girl over there?
Person 2: Oh yeah she's from the Upper East Side
Person 1: Oh she must be a vajessica

by 2amazing2btamed October 27, 2011

Vajestic

A vagina of unsurpassed grace and beauty.

May be also to describe something incredibly effiminate.

Ex 1: "Did you see the new Lindsay Lohan beaver shots? Watching her get out of that limo was the most vajestic thing I've ever seen."

Ex 2: "Did you see the pink shirt Eric's girlfriend got him to buy? Totaly vajestic."

by OoBaSNoRk October 7, 2008

vagesticals

one who has saggy balls hanging out of there vagina

omfg sarahs balls droped now she has some vagesticals

by picklesmoocher March 12, 2008

Vajestic

A vagina of unsurpassed grace and beauty.

May also be used to describe something incredibly effiminate.

Ex 1: "Did you see the new Lindsay Lohan beaver shots? Watching her get out of that limo was the most vajestic thing I've ever seen."

Ex 2: "Did you see the pink shirt Eric's girlfriend got him to buy? Totaly vajestic."

by OoBaSNoRk October 1, 2008

valessia

Pretty girl

Guy: hey valessia!
Girl: valessia?
Guy: yeah it means pretty girl:)!

by Eggoz November 7, 2021

LaJessica

LaJessica, she’s as unique as her name. LaJessica is also know as La or Lala. She’s is beauty defined, she’s not standard by any means. She has a beauty that is so bright it beams from the inside out. She’s lived many lives and has the spiritual gifting to prove it. Her smile will revive your soul. LaJessica has a heart made of pure gold. She ALWAYS sees the best in people and has a way of making them feel wanted and loved. She’s a great listener and confidant, she’s never met a stranger. She’s kind, forgiving and generous to a fault. Her love is selfless and she has friends from all walks of life. WARNING!!!! DO NOT EVER betray her!!! Although she is not a person for revenge, woe to the person who wrongs her. She won’t ever seek to “get back at anyone”, but God and his universe don’t take messing with her lightly. If you wrong her be prepared for some miserable days ahead! Due to her gentle nature her friends and loved ones are like lions when it comes to her. They are her protectors. Watch how you come at her because they have NO mercy!!!!!!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

Wow that was so kind! What a LaJessica thing to do.

You must have the heart of LaJessica to deal with that person.

by Iaintnosaintbutimnotthedevil November 24, 2021

valnessica

if you are friends with a valnessica you should be HONORED. i mean, HONORED. like shes so smexy,hot,stunning, and a #scorpio <3 she also has an obsession with tall girl and sonic so dont be annoyed with her

who would name their child vAlNeSsIcA

by tall girl June 8, 2022