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Lewis Whitehouse Reaction Time Syndrome, a very uncommon phenomena often occuring when highly invested into a task or through lack of concentration, a sudden nerve impulse in the frontal lobe causes your effector nerves to become ineffective for a brief moment of time.
ayo Bobby got that LWRTS he forgot to pull out

That guy is terrible at catching he must suffer from LWRTS
LWRTS by LWRTS Psychologist March 2, 2021
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A hairstyle that has half the hair cut up short on one side and very long on the other. Very original fresh look. Great consideration should go before undertaking lortshongification.
Give me a Lortshong please!
Lortshong by Tapiocaaa March 28, 2009
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Elegant lady farts.
Often come out of a young woman’s anal glands in a light spritz.
A mild musky and lightly floral scent of flatulence
That Molly is a delightful young 👩 woman;

I would be more than willing to pay a small nominal fee to sniff one her larts.
Larts by Badger girl 317 January 15, 2022
what one person writes in someone's yearbook.

stands for *Lots of Weed This Summer*
Dear Bob,

Hags and LWTS
LWTS by ithinkmenrcool May 2, 2005
Somebody who suffers from Lewis Whitehouse Reaction Time Syndrome - a Lewis Whitehouse Reaction Time Syndrome Retardz
damn, dave-o got a check up, turns out he is a LWRTSR...
LWRTSR by LWRTS Psychologist March 2, 2021
5 times the amount of "lots". Often used when describing how much pizza will be eaten during a bout of hardcore gaming.
"Damn Bitch, I just ate LORTS of pizza and mowed that sucker with my .50 cal Hax0r."
LORTS by Discount The Ninja February 3, 2006