Lort

Another way of saying Lord. Like how a southern black woman like Madea says it.

Praise the lort!

by Henryso March 31, 2015

Lort

Lort on danish means "Shit/poop"

Ram toiletet næste gang med din lort
wich means: Hit the toilet next time with your shit/poop

by Pjomleren March 31, 2016

Lort

A person who looks like a witch, or has an absolute monstrous nose.

Get the fuck outta here ugly ass lort

by BigLortMin November 12, 2020

Lort

shortnd way of saying "see you later" or "good bye"

1 It was nice partying with you but I'm going to the bar, Lort!

2 That dude just lorted.

3 Im lorting soon.

can also be used in the phrase "see you LORT!"

by J BLZA August 10, 2007

Lort

When you see or hear something so funny, that laugh and snort at the same time.

Her: You so funny.

Him: I can tell cuz u just laughed and snorted at the samn damn time. U lorted.

by RaphDaGwapMan July 29, 2018

Lort

An ignorant fuck. Usually referring to a person from Europe who thinks they know American culture by watching our media.
or
Someone who views Americans of all races as inferior and bastardized in language and culture.
This word has become more popular since after 9/11.

See that French lort over there.

by Ron June 06, 2003

lort

Lort is a danish word for 'Shit'.
Often used to describe that a thing/action was bad.

"Det her mad smager af LORT!"
"This food taste of Shit (Lort)!"

"Det var virkelig noget lort, du lavde der."
"That was really a stupid action."

by Dont-got-a-name June 30, 2007