LORTS

5 times the amount of "lots". Often used when describing how much pizza will be eaten during a bout of hardcore gaming.

"Damn Bitch, I just ate LORTS of pizza and mowed that sucker with my .50 cal Hax0r."

by Discount The Ninja February 03, 2006

lort

Lort is a danish word for 'Shit'.
Often used to describe that a thing/action was bad.

"Det her mad smager af LORT!"
"This food taste of Shit (Lort)!"

"Det var virkelig noget lort, du lavde der."
"That was really a stupid action."

by Dont-got-a-name June 07, 2007

Lort

Another way of saying Lord. Like how a southern black woman like Madea says it.

Praise the lort!

by Henryso March 31, 2015

lort

A play on "lord" or "lawd", see also Lordt

Look at this basket of puppies!

Oh my Lort, that's the cutest damn thing I've ever seen!

by Beigina November 16, 2016

Lort

Lort on danish means "Shit/poop"

Ram toiletet næste gang med din lort
wich means: Hit the toilet next time with your shit/poop

by Pjomleren March 30, 2016

LORTE

1.A word used in the place of LORD! or GOD!.. a less sinful way of cursing.. along with more mexican way.

2.Can also take the place of: FUCK, damn, shit,Cunt

3. Pronunciation :
LOR (roll the R) - TAY

"Oh my LORTE!"

"lorte!what a LARGE poopstick"

by mandy/courtney July 18, 2006

Lort

A person who looks like a witch, or has an absolute monstrous nose.

Get the fuck outta here ugly ass lort

by BigLortMin November 12, 2020