LORTS 

5 times the amount of "lots". Often used when describing how much pizza will be eaten during a bout of hardcore gaming.

"Damn Bitch, I just ate LORTS of pizza and mowed that sucker with my .50 cal Hax0r."

LORTS by Discount The Ninja February 3, 2006

Lorts 

Lesbian shorts

Look at that girl wearing lorts

Lorts by Knickknack August 18, 2012

lotsa spaghetti 

Luigi's favorite food in Hotel Mario.

I hope she brought Lotsa Spaghetti!

lotsa spaghetti by DKsDownBInTheAir July 8, 2009

trash lords 

The trashiest of lords. One who goes to bed at 6am and wakes up at 7pm, probably in the same clothes from the previous night. Smells like tequila, bad pizza, and broken dreams. Doesn't shower or brush teeth - just febreezes the SHIT out of everything and eats a lot of tic tacs. Will go to eat breakfast despite the fact that it is clearly nighttime. Probably consumed way too much shitty liquor the night previous. Absolutely ridiculous and disgusting.

"Oh honey, Paul and Dev just woke up covered in Frito crumbs and smell like Smirnoff."
"Jesus Christ, what trash lords ."

trash lords by dshi November 22, 2014

EDL (Erectile Dysfunction Louts) 

This condition can be mainly found in white English males aged 16 to 50. (Some rare occasions this can be found in other countries, races and even found in females)

Symptoms include :-

Irrational thinking, paranoia,brought on by the use of Cocaine available from all RO's or from the EDL leader Tommy Robinson AKA Stephen Yaxley Lennon, uncontrolled raising of one arm in the air, racist tourettes, consumption of large quantities of lager (Stella), uncontrollable bladder, misdirected anger, incoherent speech/text/post, homophobia, illiteracy, the belief they are defending the English language without the ability to use the English language properly, 17th century ideals, cold face (Remedied with a balaclava) and the inability to perform in the bedroom.

Extreme case symptoms :-

All of the above plus extreme violence and uncontrolled smashing of towns/cities/police and local people they claim to love the most.

If you present any of these symptoms, take immediate action. STOP reading The Sun, Daily Mail and The Daily Star. STOP watching Sky News, Fox News and CNN.

To reverse the symptoms get a good health dose of The Daily Show With Jon Stewart, Channel 4 News, reading a book (One without pictures), water, education, fibre, 5 kinds of fruit and veg a day, tolerance and understanding for your fellow man.

"That balaclava clad bloke must be suffering from EDL (Erectile Dysfunction Louts), we should try to help him with education and understanding to make him better"

"My town has been smashed up, the locals attacked and police are out in force. There must of been a sporadic out break of EDL (Erectile Dysfunction Louts). Thankfully only a small number of people have come down with it."

EDL (Erectile Dysfunction Louts) by Alexander Jones 2012 November 7, 2012

Lorsh 

Lord and gosh mixed together.

O my Lorsh not again Fred!

Lorsh by Amanda_tyvm October 4, 2017

lörsterer 

The "Lörsterer" are a well established Austrian cartel, known for their deep integration in the underground and are feared by the local authorities.

X: "Hey, have you heard about the Lörsterer?"

Y: "No, what's that?"

X: "I'm not quite sure, I've heard it's some kind of cartel."

lörsterer by Lörsterer1 June 14, 2014