A slang mispronunciation of "Rufus," originally coined by an infamous webmaster of the same name. Usually typed in all caps followed by an exclamation mark. Has become an underground term for anyone or anything called Rufus.
1. (Medical) Described in late 2021, a disease primarily psychiatric in origin, wherein all perceived ailments are related to a singular underlying source. It is characterized by diffuse pain, poor sleep, minimal activity, victimhood, and a feeling of specialness, significance. Uniformly fatal within the mind.
2. (Astronomical) The hybrid poodle and wolf. A constellation situated close to and almost within Uranus.
“My husband won’t talk to me, my house is a wreck, and this flare-up of doodle lupus is causing extreme brain fog with 10/10 pain, so yes, Terry, I’m going to need an extra hour coming into work today.”
A Lusus is the guardian of any and most all trolls in the webcomic homestuck. A Lusus will pick any given grub in the brooding chambers and become their guardian, much like a Parent where as trolls have none.
Example 1: Feferi's Lusus Is The Biggest Lusus Of All, A Giant Sea Creature Which Is To Be Fed Dead Bodies.
Example 2: Gamzee's Lusus Was A Sea-Goat, AKA The Capricorn Constellation.
The name of a person who was derived from the combined forces of Chuck Norris, The Most Interesting Man in the World, and the mythical powers of Unicorn Tears. With a dragon-like heart pumping tiger's blood through his veins, he is the undoubtedly the spitting image of perfection and should be respected as such. The gods fear and respect him and covet his presence.
Ladies want him, guys want to BE him... hell they want him too.
Ladies: LUKUS!!!!
Guys: shit, can't compete with that...
Lukus: ladies, ladies, please, one at a time... aw, what the hell, all of y'all get over here
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.