Being in a depressed mess, that nobody wants to be around, or be in. Acting, mournful ,or gloomy, But in an exaggerating manner.

You can be a lugubrious person, like ROBERT.

Emily and I were going to attend Shelly's clambake, but ROBERT had to go and ruin everything by being his same old lugubrious self. He was in a pitiful state of lugubriousness, that put me in a very depressing mode. DAMN YOU ROBERT!

lugubriousness by Deseriee November 21, 2007

doodle lupus

Doodle Lupus
Origin: late 21st century English

Noun

1. (Medical) Described in late 2021, a disease primarily psychiatric in origin, wherein all perceived ailments are related to a singular underlying source. It is characterized by diffuse pain, poor sleep, minimal activity, victimhood, and a feeling of specialness, significance. Uniformly fatal within the mind.

2. (Astronomical) The hybrid poodle and wolf. A constellation situated close to and almost within Uranus.

“My husband won’t talk to me, my house is a wreck, and this flare-up of doodle lupus is causing extreme brain fog with 10/10 pain, so yes, Terry, I’m going to need an extra hour coming into work today.”

doodle lupus by patspatspats January 18, 2022

Lusus

A Lusus is the guardian of any and most all trolls in the webcomic homestuck. A Lusus will pick any given grub in the brooding chambers and become their guardian, much like a Parent where as trolls have none.

Example 1: Feferi's Lusus Is The Biggest Lusus Of All, A Giant Sea Creature Which Is To Be Fed Dead Bodies.

Example 2: Gamzee's Lusus Was A Sea-Goat, AKA The Capricorn Constellation.

Lusus by Silent Muse January 7, 2012

Lukus

The name of a person who was derived from the combined forces of Chuck Norris, The Most Interesting Man in the World, and the mythical powers of Unicorn Tears. With a dragon-like heart pumping tiger's blood through his veins, he is the undoubtedly the spitting image of perfection and should be respected as such. The gods fear and respect him and covet his presence.

Ladies want him, guys want to BE him... hell they want him too.

Ladies: LUKUS!!!!
Guys: shit, can't compete with that...
Lukus: ladies, ladies, please, one at a time... aw, what the hell, all of y'all get over here

Lukus by awesomelah2591 December 15, 2011

LUPUS

A disease where the the body's immume system attacks normal human cells and does not fight off infection. A person with Lupus can be in pain at times and care must be taken when they are sick. Contrary to some poeple's belief. A person with Lupus is not waiting around to die. They can live a long and normal life if they constantly monitor thier lupus and take certain precautions.

A person with Lupus needs someone that cares about them to the upmost and have to also be strong!

LUPUS by F-40 June 1, 2005

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026