Stands for 'laughing so hard my somberero fell off'. Used to express ones inability to contain oneself at something hilarious and where one simply cannot retain ones composure to the extent that their large Mexican headwear should fall off. Works especially well in Mexico. Used through texting and Internet communication.
Mexican one: Amigo, I just saw a chiquitita spit out a spicy tacco. It went everywhere...
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.