Lonni 

1. A Beautiful Blonde that gets better with age.

Now that chicks a Lonni, I wouldn't mind having her around.

Lonni by tiltedtarts May 18, 2011

Lonni 

Lonni smells like balogna on the daily, is under 5 ft, lives in Transylvania. Can crank 90's is so epic

Man that is one heck of a Lonni!

Lonni by Lonnisucks July 6, 2020

Lai lonni 

Lai lonni is a beautiful person with great personalities she loves her friends and family she likes popcorn alot and her favorite thing to eat is salt and weres makeup and a pink cowboy hat with a light up tiara on it that works when it wants to so loe4tikjrfdvnijdfsnsdkj;n

LAI LONNI IS BISEXUAL AND MY BEFWIEND OIUXHUWIHDBIHW

Lai lonni by racheal like toes February 22, 2021

K’Lonni

Someone who's not to be played with, has a kind heart, always shows love, might be a lil sensitive, always bringing good vibes, love to make you smile, talks a lot, she can be loud at times, shes one beautiful ass bitch, she very unbothered, and most definitely stays untouched

Person 1: whos that beautiful girl over there? Her vibe is top tier.
Person 2: must be K’Lonni.

K’Lonni by anonymous November 23, 2021

Longia 

It exists within the hierarchy of Kshatriya -> Rajputs -> Saini -> Longia/Longiya.

Kshatriya is a warrior class, one of the highest in the caste system. One of the subcastes of Kshatriya's is Sikh Rajputs that goes down to Sikh Saini's. Longiya/Longia is a subcaste of Sikh Saini's. Although Rajputs/Sainis are considered high in status outside of Punjab, inside Punjab Sikh Rajputs and Sainis are equivalent to Sikh Jats - since they all come under 'Landlords'. They are also known as the 'martial race'.

Almost all Rajputs/Saini's in Punjab are Sikhs. Sikhism denies the caste system. Thus, intermarriage among Sikhs with different 'clans' (ex. Jodhas, Jats, Saini's etc. ) is common.

> "His last name is Longia."
> "Really? He must be warrior-type!"
> "What does that mean?"
> "

Longia by HistoryFreak September 5, 2013

Jaime Lannistered 

Characters who had great arcs end shitty. Characters who deserved better endings then they were given by the show runners.

Alex Karev was Jaime Lannistered!

Jaime Lannistered by BoredPokaDot March 6, 2020

Longitus 

Said when a person complains. Can also be used instead of Bronchitis.

Hey stop killing me you idiot!
Instead of saying "No" or insulting back say:
"Longitus"

Longitus by Milliliter May 10, 2022