LMPAL 

Acronym for Lick my pussy and leave , for when someone is mad or tripping way too much

dave: come on , just one nude pic wont hurt

lizeth: fuck off , just LMPAL

LMPAL by crazz March 5, 2016

Lapalottapuss 

Lesbian dinosaur

Nosmo: "Archaeologists just unearthed the remains of two previously undiscovered female dinosaurs that were fossilized in the 69 position".

King: "Wonder what they will name them?"

Nosmo: "They are calling them Lapalottapuss"

King: "Wouldn't the plural be Lapalottapi?"

Lapalottapuss by The Who November 7, 2012

Llpalazzo

Often called Lord Llpalazzo. He is from the fictional anime Excel Saga and is a fictional character. He has to give orders to a complete hyperactive girl and a dying(ish) girl. His intentions are to conquer the world! *evil laughter* Or does Lord Llpalazzo have an evil laugh?

Lord Llpalazzo shall conquer the world!!! Mwhahaha!

Llpalazzo by MisaTange July 6, 2009

Lmpay 

A bitch who like to steal games from people by playing mind games on them to get them to give ownership so they can fix something then stealing it and banning them taking ownership

No i wont give you owner ship of my group you will pull a lmpay

Lmpay by Donald alan June 3, 2020

lmtal

Let me take a look

Used mainly at chats or internet.

A: Hey, hav u seen my pics?
B: Not yet, lmtal...

lmtal by Juraj "Yami" Szemzo January 20, 2009

cyhmttn? pylaom, sfwisc, cybmft? emulap mmnwd lmralmf gmuygmh tmddlms dbawomt 

Could you hold me through the night? Put your lips all over mine salty face when I start crying, could you be my first time? Eat me up like apple pie make me not wanna die love me rough and let me fly get me up yeah get me high tie me down don’t leave my side don’t be a waste of my time

It’s always ily never cyhmttn? pylaom, sfwisc, cybmft? emulap mmnwd lmralmf gmuygmh tmddlms dbawomt

cyhmttn? pylaom, sfwisc, cybmft? emulap mmnwd lmralmf gmuygmh tmddlms dbawomt by Slaygirlboss April 24, 2023

LMPL

Acronym for "love my puta life", a derivative of LML (love my life), which is a derivative of FML (f*** my life); used to express elation over the joys of living a successful and free-wheeling puta lifestyle.

I got an A in AP Stats so now I can go out and party! I LMPL!

LMPL by putaintraining December 21, 2010