lmpao 

laugh my pimp ass off

the bitch thought that her shit didn't stink, so i treated her and called her a bitch. LMPAO

the bitch said she didn't make any funds for the evening, so i told her the only way she was getting home was by having my money. LMPAO!!

lmpao by notcaptsaveahoe October 27, 2011

lmpao 

Short for "Laugh my pink ass off"

Me: eww pink is an ugly color.
Pinky: lmpao... hoe your stupid.

lmpao by iHatePink October 21, 2009

lmpao 

laughing my pretty ass off.

Jackson was soo funny today!
I know i was lmpao.

lmpao by Candicanee July 12, 2009

Lmpao 

Lmpao like Lmao bt with the added 'P' standing for pert
therefore 'Laughing my pert arse off'
only to be used by the pert bottomed.

matt- my knee just hit me really bad so i called the police
deliah-Lmpao

Lmpao by ] August 23, 2007

lmao

stands for 'laugh my ass off', but when you type it out, you're really just staring at your phone/ computer screenn with no emotion.

omg wait- I did NOT mean that!!!

lmao (stares blankly at phone)

lmao by this byotch righ there January 10, 2021

lmao

1. Laughing my ass off
2. Let's make an omlet

Person 1: Did you see that squirrel, lmao!
Person 2: Isn't it a bit late for omlets?
Person 1: Wait what?

lmao by exaeta January 13, 2018

ayy lmao 

A common phrase spoken by extra terrestrials, the only phrase that does or ever will matter and could mean anything.

alien 1: ayy lmao
alien 1: *rips bong*
alien 2: ayy lmao

ayy lmao by keaganslover February 8, 2014