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Landpimp 

An internet phoney. Named after a gimpy jackass in Washington State that buys a lot of 4-wheel drive Toyota Land Cruisers but never takes them on gravel roads, let alone off-road. He doesn't even work on them, short of having stereos installed and adding rubber nipples to the bumpers.
John is a real Landpimp. He's constantly on the internet claiming to be a Land Cruiser expert, but he has to call AAA when he gets a flat.
Landpimp by GigHarborGreg August 19, 2013

landphobia

Landphobia is the bigotry and intolerance towards landownership and People of Land. People of Land (PoL) is one of the most marginalised minority groups in modern day society and is constantly subject to microaggressions (e.g. not paying rent plus tip on time); hateful bigotry (e.g. ‘being a landlord is not a rEaL jOb’); and at times even systemic discriminations such as property tax and eviction moratoriums.
Rentoid: Landlords add nothing to society and are parasites. Why am I forced to pay to live in my own house??
People of land: What is this Landphobia? I’m literally shaking right now!!
landphobia by OS69 August 29, 2021

Llandudno 

A town in North Wales where old people come to die
Llandudno is like God's waiting room.
Llandudno by GuyIncognito76 October 22, 2008

Llandwbllllwydd 

place. Welsh mining village nestled in the Snowdonian range in Glamorgan. Twice voted the least pronouceable place on the planet.

Quilt making, poetry composition and pneumoconiosis are the backbones of the economy.
Here now Yestin. What say we amble down the mountain to look for lassies in Llandwbllllwydd?
Llandwbllllwydd by gnostic1 August 17, 2011

Llandovery 

A small town in (Wales) that is fifty times more dangerous than down-town LA
Person 1: I'm going to (Llandovery)
Person 2: Don't forget your protective head gear to protect you from random chavs beating the shit out of you
Llandovery by Welsh dude July 19, 2012

Cathedral School Llandaff 

Bunch of rich kids who are going to live off their daddy for life
Look they go to to cathedral school llandaff the dicks