Alaskan Landpipe

The Alaskan Landpipe is performed by shitting directly in to a condom and freezing it overnight. This action is typically followed by either shoving up an unsuspecting person's ass or eating it.

Guy1: Hey, what is that thing that you did with your shit and that condom?
Guy2: Oh, that was the Alaskan Landpipe!

by Lt. Gyako May 11, 2021

landpipe

a type of idiot who crosses streets while tying his/her shoe

hey, Don are you a landpipe?

by Dinoras July 20, 2003