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LICKMADICK
GF: Hey Baby
YOU: LICKMADICK!
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lickadickaday 

An old prank played in school playgrounds since time began. Involves asking someone if they 'lickadickaday'. If lucky, the person becomes confused and although not fully understanding, will say yes anyway.
RTJ: Herman, do you lickadickaday?
Hermanator: Yeah
RTJ: You're Bent - you lick-a-dick-a-day
Hermanator: Piss off
lickadickaday by rtj loco January 2, 2004

lackadickatosis

Lack of sex making one act like a total asshole to all
Damn she's evil today...suffering from a serious case of lackadickatosis since breaking up with her main man!
lackadickatosis by roshne1206 June 11, 2006

Lackadickitis 

A fictitious condition in which one lacks the company of a mans sexual organ for an extended period of time. In this instance that person may experience an increase in heat flashes, flirting, fantasies, masturbation, viewing of porn, or the use of electronic toys in order to curb their appetite for the male organ until a suitable partner is found.
She's suffering from
lackadickitis because it's been 6 months since she last had sex.
Lackadickitis by mswordplay January 20, 2009

lickadickaday 

a Trick Question meaning "lick a dick a day". in order to obtain its full effect word must be be said in a fast manner to someone with a lower social status than yourself.
you: "wagwan breh, do you lickadickaday?"
recipient: "Umm...yeh" - (not knowing what it means)
you: "WAAAAAAAAAAAASTEMAN1!!!111!!"
lickadickaday by penguin91874 January 18, 2008

lickydicky 

Kinny new catchphrase

He said and I quote
"10/10 better than the dab in dib dab"
Im cringing at my old art style, better get sum of that lickydicky
lickydicky by Creg the hoe mo September 18, 2017

lackadickatnightus 

Lackadickatnightus (n) noun. When a woman or man is suffering from an unexpected pause in regular nightly sexual penetration by a penis.
Bill left Carrie last week and she's been acting like a little bitch!
Yeah? sounds like she's gotta case of Lackadickatnightus, and you know how desperate they are when it gets like that!
lackadickatnightus by ceerip707 October 24, 2017
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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