Lackadickitis 

A fictitious condition in which one lacks the company of a mans sexual organ for an extended period of time. In this instance that person may experience an increase in heat flashes, flirting, fantasies, masturbation, viewing of porn, or the use of electronic toys in order to curb their appetite for the male organ until a suitable partner is found.

She's suffering from
lackadickitis because it's been 6 months since she last had sex.

Lackadickitis by mswordplay January 20, 2009

lackadickatosis

Lack of sex making one act like a total asshole to all

Damn she's evil today...suffering from a serious case of lackadickatosis since breaking up with her main man!

lackadickatosis by roshne1206 June 11, 2006

Lackadickitude

An attitude because of lack of dick

I dont have an attitude, i have lackadickitude.

Lackadickitude by ShawnDG March 21, 2022

Lackdickitis 

Not having dick in so long you’re beyond sexually frustrated

My boyfriend has been gone for too long, I’m suffering from lackdickitis

Lackdickitis by Pickle42 July 20, 2019

lackadickosis 

The condition of a woman that needs sex.

That woman is suffering from lackadickosis.

lackadickosis by Father Nature November 3, 2009

lacadicitis 

The lacking of getting the dick

Its been a minute...I think I have a case of lacadicitis.

lacadicitis by hotbox12 April 15, 2014

Lackadickatitus 

When a female becomes enraged from a lack of dick in her life.

Jane sure has been a raging bitch lately, I think she has a serious case of lackadickatitus.

Lackadickatitus by Dannyboy26 August 27, 2018