Lazy Bones 

An adjective used to describe when one is too tired to be bored and yet too bored to be tired.

I'm lazy bones

Lazy Bones by ZDBray December 18, 2014

Lazy bones 

Adjective when Iona sleeps until 11 AM, Aka lounger, bystander, drone, idler, laggard, loafer, observer, slouch, sluggard, spectator.

It's 11 AM, is Iona still asleep?

Yes, proper lazy bones!

Lazy bones by Iona's Dad July 29, 2021

L.B (lazy bones) 

A person who dislikes activity; one who loves to sleep.

Stop being a L.B, get out of bed, and go to work!

L.B (lazy bones) by Jennifer August 10, 2003

lazy bonesitius 

A disability common amongst people who refuse to return their shopping cart to the cart corral.

”How dare you accuse me of having Lazy Bonesitius!?!?”

-Person too lazy to return their shopping cart to the proper location.

lazy bonesitius by FegelFatso November 29, 2019

Lazy bone 

Limp dick

I wanna jack it but I got a lazy bone

Lazy bone by Your dad. August 16, 2019

Lazybonesitis 

A dissease that makes you lazy

"Hey, can you return that shopping cart please to where it belongs?"

"No, Sorry, I have severe Lazybonesitis"

Lazybonesitis by MetroNNNN February 20, 2022

lazybones 

a person at a grocery store parking lot who does not return their shopping cart like a jerk and needs to call the Cart Narcs' lazybones hotline to get counseling and schedule classes on learning how to be a better shopper and being courteous to their fellow human beings. Lazybones may leave shopping carts in other parking spots (spot blocks), in the handicap walkway areas, tip the front wheels into dirt/gravel (curbing), or in the middle of the sidewalk; all are eligible for redemption if they do return their carts to the cart returns or cart corrals provided by the store.

Agent Sebastian of the Cart Narcs: "Wheep skeep widdly woop woop, sir that's not where the carts go! You're leaving your cart out like a big ol' lazybones!"

lazybones by anonymous February 20, 2022