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Langared 

Not just a hangover. A self-induced descent into a state of utter wretchedness caused by the debauched consumption of enough intoxicants the previous evening to make even Ozzy Osbourne think twice. The law of gravity states that what goes up must come down; sometimes there's a whole lot of down. If you gave up on praying to get better several hours ago and are instead praying for death, congratulations! You have been Langared.
A: Has anyone seen my car keys, my phone or the tattered remains of my dignity?

B: You look fucking Langared mate!
Langared by El Cunto August 18, 2013
Related Words
L3nga lingaling Langa lunga lingam lingard linga longa longarm Lungani

Jesse Lingardinho 

Jesse Lingardinho is an English professional footballer who plays as an attacking midfielder or as a winger for Premier League club West Ham United, on loan from Manchester United, and the England national team.
Lingardinho is rated as one of the best footballers in the world and is in contention for the Ballon d'Or.
Lingardinho has the skills to pay the bills
"hey is that Jesse lingard"
"No thats Jesse lingardinho the widely regarded best footballer of all time"

Lengalicious 

when something is so good and sexy: leng and also delicious at the same time, lengalicious.
Damn that’s hella lengalicious

lingardinho 

Lingardinho is the most legendary soccer player of all time, scoring thousands of goals and helping Man U win the champions league, and the World Cup. Even though Man U is a club he helped them win the World Cup
Wow Lingardinho made me cum
lingardinho by ppmolester November 15, 2020

Lingardinho 

Possibly the greatest footballer to ever grace the earth. This man makes messi and Ronaldo look like little kids. He bullies players on the pitch and has scored over 1000 goals in a single season. He has a lot of flair in his game too
“Lingardinho is possibly the greatest footballer to ever live” - sir Alex ferguson and pep guardiola
Lingardinho by Factspitter420 February 15, 2021

Langarjeet

Another word for pajeet sikhs who take donations(money and cooking machinery) from hindus and then shame and flaunt about feeding same hindus for eating food when hindus come to sikh temples out of respect for sikh gurus.
Langarjeet: we are only 2% of indian population but we feed 98% hindus in india.
Langarjeet by Pajeetslayer September 13, 2023