lingardinho 

Lingardinho is the most legendary soccer player of all time, scoring thousands of goals and helping Man U win the champions league, and the World Cup. Even though Man U is a club he helped them win the World Cup

Wow Lingardinho made me cum

lingardinho by ppmolester November 15, 2020

Lingardinho 

Possibly the greatest footballer to ever grace the earth. This man makes messi and Ronaldo look like little kids. He bullies players on the pitch and has scored over 1000 goals in a single season. He has a lot of flair in his game too

“Lingardinho is possibly the greatest footballer to ever live” - sir Alex ferguson and pep guardiola

Lingardinho by Factspitter420 February 15, 2021

Lingardinho 

A sarcastic, overused, unoriginal and annoying joke on football Instagram pages to describe Manchester United footballer, Jesse Lingard, who became a joke because of his terrible stats. It is mainly used by 12 year old kids with no sense of humour and are desperate for attention from other similar 12 year olds.

Football troll pages stuck in 2012: Who is the best player in the world?

Kids: LiNgArDiNhO!!! Haha so funne and original!!! *spams several laughing emojis*.

Lingardinho by 69medon March 26, 2021

Jesse Lingardinho 

Jesse Lingardinho is an English professional footballer who plays as an attacking midfielder or as a winger for Premier League club West Ham United, on loan from Manchester United, and the England national team.
Lingardinho is rated as one of the best footballers in the world and is in contention for the Ballon d'Or.
Lingardinho has the skills to pay the bills

"hey is that Jesse lingard"
"No thats Jesse lingardinho the widely regarded best footballer of all time"

Jesse Lingardinho by Honest_Football Fan April 17, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004