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L.A.V.A
Boy: Are you a Virgin
Girl: No!
Boy: So lets have sex
Girl: Why?
Boy: So I can make you L.A.V.A
Girl: L.A.V.A
Boy: Feel Like A Virgin Again..
Girl: Ohhh!
Girl: No!
Boy: So lets have sex
Girl: Why?
Boy: So I can make you L.A.V.A
Girl: L.A.V.A
Boy: Feel Like A Virgin Again..
Girl: Ohhh!
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L.E.A.V.E by Kim jong shlong June 25, 2020
V.A.L.
V.A.L. is an abbreviation used by photographers that stands for "voice activated lightstand." This is actually a reference to a human assistant who, in the absence of an actual lightstand, holds a piece of lighting equipment and positions it according to the photographer's needs.
David's invited me to be a V.A.L. on his next shoot, since he's trying to avoid needing permits from the city to place lighting equipment on the ground.
V.A.L. by oak1eyman2002 April 13, 2011
I r r e l e v a n t
I r r e l e v a n t
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👆 Bitch that's you
Yall boutta catch these hands cuzz yall think you relevant and act like the shit but fr fr you ainttttt, you trippin on cold ice nibba. You truly are irrelevant son so start acting irrelevant and leave your irrelevant ass back in a chair and watch me glo honey cause mhmmm im important mkay. Btw gotta space it out to show aesthetics, something YOU don't know so byeeee~~~ xoxo stay irrelevant hunty
N o t I m p o r t a n t
👆 Bitch that's you
Yall boutta catch these hands cuzz yall think you relevant and act like the shit but fr fr you ainttttt, you trippin on cold ice nibba. You truly are irrelevant son so start acting irrelevant and leave your irrelevant ass back in a chair and watch me glo honey cause mhmmm im important mkay. Btw gotta space it out to show aesthetics, something YOU don't know so byeeee~~~ xoxo stay irrelevant hunty
I r r e l e v a n t by Ur Sexc Sharmuta January 18, 2017
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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