A person who goes into threads, journals, blogs, posts and insults the person in a way that almost looks like they arn't. (See Example A.)
A koukontenshi is also a hypocrit since its most likely thier own blog is filled with things seen in example B.
Example A:
User 1: Sigh, I'm feeling a little lonely today
User 2: Oh how sad, perhaps you should build a raft for that river of tears.
User 1: your really pulling a koukontenshi with that post.
Example B:
koukontenshi journal: Oh my, I am sick again, I shall have to make more appointments with the hospital to see what is killing me, oh woe is me, i hope I am okay.
Nessy: Let's get krukon together a frag some bitches.
Woe: Naw man, krukon just going out tonight and we going to dance. Eh time.
Firesole: 24 beer say krukon has different plans tonight.
kStomp: Shit, roLL up players, krukon be staying on that true chron tonight, ya heard.
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.